Fatty Macker

[arthurhorsfield]

So there I was driving up Scotts Road in Singapore when I was dazzled by a shiney bald head atop a rather bloated pink body!  Turning left I almost hit said UFO and received a glare which would have curdled milk!  Stripe me methinks that flatulous  ogre looks distinctly like McMahon, he of the bad breath and appalling man management style!  Low and behold I then see the same corpulent (now sweating) personae laying akimbo on a sunbed at the Shangri La Hotel clutching a large Tiger beer.  As with all social situations most Brits encounter the issue was do I speak?  Nah bollocks....

[Reg Smeeton]

 For some reason this makes me think of Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

[suttonred]

Far be it from me to advocate childish pranks. But is there any opportunity to draw a large cock with sunblock on his forehead whilst asleep in the sun?

[nevillew]

For some reason this makes me think of Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

The horror....

[arthurhorsfield]

The worst of it, is that having subscribed to MIO TV in a desperate bid to at least see some some football (I know I know its Premier league Spivs Utd v Hasbeenlastpayday Allstars and its not the same) over here, I now have to listen to 'Macker' (prounced by the local presenter as MacKahhh) spouting what can only be described as monosyllabic psuedo scouse crap at my TV screen.  His opus magna this week when describing Champions league early games was 'predictidable'   Still never mind I can always listen to Vic screaming at my pc as we snatch defeat from the very jaws of victory in the middle of the night!