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« on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:43:16 » |
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Has anyone got any interesting stories or beliefs with regard to normal activity?
It could anything from:
Seeing planes
Roundabout beliefs
Lamp-posts, do they exist?
Skateboards, anyone ever done one?
My mum swears blind that she once saw a pigeon.
It was probably 40+ years ago now, when she was with her boyfriend at the time.
She says they were sat on the bonnet of their car, a pigeon hovvered above them for a fair few seconds then flew off.
It's not that I don't believe her, because she doesn't make up shit like that, but I find it very hard to believe to be honest, I suppose seeing is believing.
Anyone got any interesting normal stories?
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:11 » |
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IT'S ALL BOLLOCKS! ANYONE BELIEVING IN IT NEEDS SHOOTING!  |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:37 » |
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Has anyone got any interesting stories or beliefs with regard to normal activity?
It could anything from:
Seeing planes
Roundabout beliefs
Lamp-posts, do they exist?
Skateboards, anyone ever done one?
My mum swears blind that she once saw a pigeon.
It was probably 40+ years ago now, when she was with her boyfriend at the time.
She says they were sat on the bonnet of their car, a pigeon hovvered above them for a fair few seconds then flew off.
It's not that I don't believe her, because she doesn't make up shit like that, but I find it very hard to believe to be honest, I suppose seeing is believing.
Anyone got any interesting normal stories?
I had a wank in the shower tonight, thats pretty fucking normal for me |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:38 » |
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i saw a cow in a field once.
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Gethimout
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:44:55 » |
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I think i saw a plane once but it was more like one of those 'normal' UFOs
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Nemo
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:45:06 » |
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I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:45:49 » |
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i saw a cow in a field once.
Prove it |
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:46:26 » |
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I put a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth, and blew it's FUCKING HEAD OFF man.  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:47:10 » |
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I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?
In what context? As in using a parachute to slow your plummet to the ground, or to pseudo-suffocate flammableBen in an internet sex game? The latter can go in the other thread. |
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:48:23 » |
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I want to talk about Parachutes. Which thread should I use?
The red one!! |
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:50:43 » |
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Prove it
Look outside, can you see a cow? No, you can't! Why? Because it's in a field. What other proof do you need? Pfffft! |
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The_Plagiarist
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:52:50 » |
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My neighbours dog has a four inch CLIT!!
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:56:31 » |
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Look outside, can you see a cow?
No, you can't!
Why?
Because it's in a field. What other proof do you need?
Pfffft!
You are definitely my favourite forum poster (Sorry Bennett). Have a gold star |
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axs
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:56:56 » |
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Look outside, can you see a cow?
No, you can't!
Was it small or far Away? |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 22:02:26 » |
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