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« on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 06:00:05 »

Keep your hands off Sean!
           


  DANNY Wilson has issued a hands-off warning to any potential suitors casting an eye over Town teenage starlet Sean Morrison.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8415012.Keep_your_hands_off_Sean_/?ref=rss
           
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 10:04:37 »

Anybody want to chip in to get him a rape alarm?
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 27, 2010, 10:16:45 »

That couldn't have been written in any more gay way.  'Teenage starlet' 'Potential suitors'.

Is he a footballer or a 15 year old bubblegum popstar about to be fucked by an unscrupulous record company exec?
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