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Simon Pieman
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« on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 01:00:32 »

It's a bit of a shame really. One of the founding principles of the TEF was the fact there would always be someone up late, probably drunk and probably entertaining.

Incidentally I am up and I am drinking after deciding I couldn't be bothered to do any work. Sadly as I have only stayed in and had a swift bottle of wine I do not have any entertaining tales of today, but the sentiment is there.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 01:17:48 »

This wasn't meant to be a mindless rhetoric, I want to know what the TEF has been up to.

Barry, talk to me.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 01:57:07 »

Si, Im drunk but old.  As result im not going to be twat-ish.  Ive had a night out in nam and just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

I think its time to go to bed.

Good night.

 
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 01:57:09 »

This wasn't meant to be a mindless rhetoric, I want to know what the TEF has been up to.

Barry, talk to me.

Had a few beers with some STFC stalwarts...couple of encounters with ladies of uncertain age, but they seemed too pissed to care....
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 08:57:56 »

This wasn't meant to be a mindless rhetoric, I want to know what the TEF has been up to.

Barry, talk to me.

I tried to watch something on youtube and woke up with my head on my desk. I was in no state to talk/type. Oh I also decided after months of being a none smoker to have a drag, or should I say, try to have a drag. It was fucking horrid, I couldn't stop coughing and was almost sick. I won't be doing that again in a rush.
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 08:59:15 »

Work at it a bit and you'll be smoking like a champion in no time.
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dell boy

« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 17:57:56 »

I need seven days notice if you want to talk to me sober, Si just take it you are maturing nicely - you will never have a hangover if you dont stop drinking - FACT!
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 18:05:00 »

Work at it a bit and you'll be smoking like a champion in no time.

I gave up smoking over 4 years ago now, but have now got into the habit of smoking when I drink.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 19:53:00 »

on a related pissed up smoking note, I bought a pipe last night, a proper Sherlock Holmes fucking pipe off of e bay.

Did not even know I had bought it until I went into e mail this lunch time and read the pay pal receipt.

Does anyone know how to smoke a pipe ?
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dell boy

« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 19:56:42 »

on a related pissed up smoking note, I bought a pipe last night, a proper Sherlock Holmes fucking pipe off of e bay.

Did not even know I had bought it until I went into e mail this lunch time and read the pay pal receipt.

Does anyone know how to smoke a pipe ?

Ha Ha, put it between your toes, bend over backwards and fart through your nose!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 20:19:11 »

on a related pissed up smoking note, I bought a pipe last night, a proper Sherlock Holmes fucking pipe off of ebay

You nutter. I could imqgine you smoking it actuqlly
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flammableBen

« Reply #11 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 20:19:47 »

I love you mate
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dell boy

« Reply #12 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 20:20:16 »

You nutter. I could imqgine you smoking it actuqlly

Good drink this lunch time?
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 20:25:24 »

I wish

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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, September 26, 2010, 20:26:44 »

I wish

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Have you got fat fingers too?
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