Adver News: Wilson in U-turn over Charlie replacement?

[News Monkey]

Wilson in U-turn over Charlie replacement?
           


  DANNY Wilson will wait on Charlie Austin’s shoulder injury before making a decision on whether to delve into the loan market
  for a temporary replacement.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8393799.Wilson_in_U_turn_over_Charlie_replacement_/?ref=rss
           

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

WTF are they on about? U-turn? Wilson's just waiting to see how Charlie's recovery progresses and how Dossevi/Pericard/Ball get on without him before jumping in and signing some one..."WILSON IN TAKING SENSIBLE OPTION SHOCKER"

I know I'm sounding like one of those moany pricks today who always leave comments on the Adver site moaning about Anthony Marshall's spelling and punctuation. But come on, really

[flammableBen]

I think it was suppose to be U-Boat. Wilson has gone off sulking in a German submarine over the whole incident. Who can blame him?

[Batch]

Perhaps Wilson was sat on the bog contemplating striker options, lost concentration and slipped into the pan. It should have been Wilson in U-Bend

[pauld]

Maybe he's been driving round so much looking for possible replacements his car's blown up and he's had to rent one instead. Wilson in U-Drive...

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I think it was suppose to be U-Boat. Wilson has gone off sulking in a German submarine over the whole incident. Who can blame him?

I'm not sure why but this made me laugh ALOT!

[flammableBen]

Apparently we're signing a Mormon on loan.

[pauld]

Apparently we're signing a Mormon on loan.

Which one?
[url width=330 height=226]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/moomin.jpg[/url]

[@MacPhlea]

Apparently we're signing a Mormon on loan.

I've heard the Pope's over for a trial... or does that relate to something else?

[crystall Tips]

Which one?
[url width=330 height=226]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/moomin.jpg[/url]

That confused the hell out of me. 
either you mean: Mormon The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints or there is a striker somewhere called Mormon, which I would like to hear more about or you mean Moomin.
Personally I would go for Moomin Papa as the best signing.  Though I like the idea of centre-forward big tough 'Mumintroll' - which is Swedish for Moomin.
or I am taking this way too seriously.

[flammableBen]

I was making an indirect  U- based pun on Utah.

[donkey]

I was making an indirect  U- based pun on Utah.

Well, haven't we all at some point in the past?

[crystall Tips]

I was making an indirect  U- based pun on Utah.

well that was way over my head.  Obviously not on the same wavelength. 

I cannot think of any other U-based puns worth repeating.

[Gelbfüßler]

Maybe the excitement got too much for Wilson to the extent that he was driven to having a threesome with Bono and The Edge?

[Reg Smeeton]

 
I cannot think of any other U-based puns worth repeating.

U2...apologies to Gelbfubler