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« on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 20:55:16 » |
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Well I just had to do it. Not as gay as the Top 5 Fruit one though.
1. The rose. Stunning.
[url width=600 height=903]http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/pink-rose.jpg[/url]
2. Delphinium. Stately majesty.
[url width=800 height=1069]http://flowerworks2.com/ESW/Images/Delphinium.jpg[/url]
3. Limnanthes, the poached egg plant. Good enough to eat for breakfast.
[url width=383 height=310]http://em.ca/garden/limnanthes_douglasii2.JPG[/url]
4. The fuschia. Completely sexual and vulval.
[url width=500 height=381]http://www.fotos-bilder.biz/Flowers_for_sale/fuschia.jpg[/url]
5. The lupin. A homage to Python.
[url width=600 height=632]http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/perennial-plants/blue-lupin.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 20:56:33 » |
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The foxglove has to be in there
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Crispy
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:04:00 » |
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First 5 plants i think of; 1. Rose 2. Snowdrop 3. Bluebell 4. Lily 5. Stinging nettle 
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:06:52 » |
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Venus flytrap! that is all 
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:09:53 » |
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because im bored In not real order The Crysanthemum [url width=340 height=392]http://parisapartment.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/untitled3.jpg[/url] The Lily [url width=430 height=266]http://gallery.atbeach.com/pht/9/japanese_lilly_480x298_b.jpg[/url] The Water Lily http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Pink_water_lily.jpgThe Cherry Blossom [url width=500 height=375]http://www.wayfaring.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cherry-blossom-2.jpg[/url] The Lotus [url width=600 height=450]http://www.ohjoy.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lotusflower.jpeg[/url] Does this make me homo?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:11:43 » |
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way homo seb
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This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:12:55 » |
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Yes it makes you a homo and the others who put their top flowers - fuck off and support BHA you chutney ferrets
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:13:20 » |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:14:07 » |
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5. The lupin. A homage to Python. Ahhh found it. Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore... Well worth a watch. "She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. We sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things! We're sick to death with the stench of them. (sound of a miaow and then a bump) Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on them. (we see a dead cat with lupins coming out of its mouth) I don't care if I never see another lupin till the day I die! Why don't you go out and steal something useful!"
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:14:38 » |
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no homo
coooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:16:22 » |
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Rose, because it's my daughter's middle name.
That's about it really.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:19:04 » |
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Rose, because it's my daughter's middle name.
That's about it really.
Blimey. My youngest's middle name is Rose too. Why did you choose that? We picked it because it was my mum's baby sister's name.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:20:04 » |
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Tim Brandon thats all i know 
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 20, 2010, 21:22:54 » |
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Blimey. My youngest's middle name is Rose too. Why did you choose that? We picked it because it was my mum's baby sister's name.
The wife wanted Lily, but I didn't like it so we settled on Rose. No family reason really.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, August 21, 2010, 01:40:40 » |
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4. The fuschia. Completely sexual and vulval.
I had a chance with a middle class bird on Thursday, who was a big fan of Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast.....having read it many moons ago and rated it as a classic, I thought hmmm could be onto something here...so she gave me I suppose the killer line..." do you think Fuschia could be played by Helena Bonham Carter?"  punted I....I think she's tailor made for the part says she...so no sexual and vulval action for me
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