Dazzza
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« on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:16:46 » |
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If ever there's a man batting above his average it was Peter. Fantastic News of the Screws piece on Sunday alleging he screwed a teen hooker on a mates stag do. Apparently he forced the young lady to gobble him off in the back of a taxi.
God bless you Peter, marvellous seedy behaviour indeed and taking up the mantle of carrying the torch for the England squad.
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Nemo
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:22:43 » |
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Interviewer: Peter, if you weren't a footballer, what would you be instead?
Crouch: A virgin.
Can't argue with honesty like that.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:26:15 » |
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A bit stupid paying for the hotel room with his credit card though.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 21:28:01 » |
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A bit stupid paying for the hotel room with his credit card though.
I know, differenet story when you are pissed up in a hotel and desperate for the shag ............. just ask Ash |
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 22:26:49 » |
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God bless you Peter, marvellous seedy behaviour indeed and taking up the mantle of carrying the torch for the England squad.
Apart from the fact he's not in the squad - obviuosly his 10 minute cameo appearance cost us the World Cup more than the fact that Lampard, Terry, Rooney, Cole and Gerrard playedl ike cunts. |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 9, 2010, 23:41:53 » |
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When he's noshing Abby Clancy or whatever her name is, I think you can regard that story as utter bullshit
No? |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 07:25:05 » |
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I know, differenet story when you are pissed up in a hotel and desperate for the shag .............
just ask Ash
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 07:59:32 » |
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Why would he play around when you got that Abby bird at home - what an idiot obviously been taking advice from the likes of Terry & Cole
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 09:31:38 » |
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Why would he play around when you got that Abby bird at home - what an idiot obviously been taking advice from the likes of Terry & Cole
Even people that are privileged enough to eat fillet steak everyday like a dirty ol sausage every now and then. |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 10:09:45 » |
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That girl is not fillet steak. Or if she is its fillet steak from a harvester. Looks good but would you want to listen to that scouse when your getting down to it?
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 10:14:22 » |
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That girl is not fillet steak. Or if she is its fillet steak from a harvester. Looks good but would you want to listen to that scouse when your getting down to it?
I cant afford to be that fussy i'm afraid. If i didn't know who Clancy was and i met her in a club, the accent would not put me off at all. I would hide certain things in the house before i let her in tho. Like the Fridge freezer, tv, playstation, jewellery etc |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 13:28:39 » |
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That girl is not fillet steak.
Corned beef hash at best |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:40:50 » |
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clancy is fucking stunning but is thick as dog shit.
i bet bird like her and cheryl cole are almost as fridgid as nuns.their beauty would wear off in time
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:43:30 » |
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Oh I think she's beautiful but to be fair- Peter Crouch - I would! He's got something randomly hot about him!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, August 10, 2010, 16:46:34 » |
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- I would! He's got something randomly hot about him!
yes, his head. He is so tall his head hits the sun :-) |
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