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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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Does anyone still use them?
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Ironside
Wir müssen die Liberalen ausrotten
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 21:25:37 » |
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Me: Can I buy you a drink then love?
Her: Hmmm okay!
Me: Here's a fiver now fuck off while talk to your mate.
Hope that helps.
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
Should've gone to Specsavers
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 21:26:17 » |
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I tend to use a fat penguin.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:23:29 » |
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There was 2 funny ones STFC Dave came out with, which I have stored in my memory. Genius.
"I can run faster horny than you can scared."
"Lets not turn this rape into a murder."
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herthab
TEF Travel
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:38:26 » |
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"How Much?" is a favourite of mine.
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It's All Good..............
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The Grim Reaper
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 5, 2010, 22:54:04 » |
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Me: Do you wash your knickers in Windolene?
Her: Er...No, why?
Me: Because I can see my face in them tonight!
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jutty274
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 00:11:36 » |
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A good one to use when you have an ugly bird hanging around you is, do you fuck, if they answer yes then tell them to fuck off.
" did you know i have a 12" tongue and i can breathe through my ears" this normally causes most women to think for a while.
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betty_swollox
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 03:13:22 » |
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I've got a knife now get in the van. I've got 100% record with this one.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 05:11:44 » |
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You: All right love, do you like Beef?
Girl: Yeah
You: Good, then suck my cock. It's dripping.
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london_red
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:13:21 » |
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Sussex
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:18:50 » |
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Are your parents retarded?
Because you’re special.
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Sippo
Living in the 80s
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:24:49 » |
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"Can you catch love?"
"Why?"
"Cos you've got a couple of balls coming your way..."
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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china red
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:27:14 » |
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What about chat up lines used by girls on us gents
A couple used on me in younger years included 'I want your long hard cock inside me' and 'take me outside and i'll make you happy'.
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Power to people
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:35:38 » |
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Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor
Get your coat you've just pulled
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:43:44 » |
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So, hows the rohypnol?
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