I ate out a cat, apparently.

[ST_INC]

I raped a pornstar because im sexy as hell.

[Arch Stanton]

I ran naked with a prostitute because I had to

[nochee]

i shagged your nan your mum and your sister cos they were free

[4D]

I Slept with the Kool-Aid man because  i love Marijuana

I am betting you haven't read page 1 Crispy 

[Benzel]

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I love Marijuana.

Fucking spot on. hahahaha

[land_of_bo]

I banged a toothbrush because that's how I roll

[@MacPhlea]

I ate out a bisexual because I smoke crack... which, providing it's a female bisexual and she has brought her girlfriend, I can live with

[Stegenfreud]

I ate out a toothbrush because im sexy as hell.. 

[Langers]

I needed a homo because i love Marijuana.