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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:30:05 » |
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I slept with a whore because I'm sexy as hell
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Abrahammer
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A legitimate dude sighting
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:36:14 » |
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I ran shirtless with a Whore because im as sexy as hell
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:50:18 » |
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I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because i'm beautiful
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Things get better but they never get good
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 18:58:28 » |
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I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because i'm beautiful
That's actually quite poetic Dave. Could imagine that as a Morrissey lyric |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:07:34 » |
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Paul, It was really nothing
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:09:36 » |
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I killed a bowl of cereal beacuase thats how I roll  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:14:06 » |
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I smoked with a bowl of cereal because that's how I roll.
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Processed Beats
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I drop beats from this processed meat.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:24:55 » |
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I raped Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.
Not bad.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:26:53 » |
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I raped Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.
Not bad.
Was that before or after I stabbed her? |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:31:08 » |
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I banged a glass of milk because I'm sexy as hell.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Crispy
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 19:32:37 » |
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I Slept with the Kool-Aid man because i love Marijuana
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:34:58 » |
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I know all your birthdays because I cracked the code.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:44:55 » |
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I slept with a stripper bcos I have amazing boobs.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:47:02 » |
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i raped a stripper because that's how i roll
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 21:07:08 » |
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I cuddled a bisexual because I'm beautiful
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