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« on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 14:53:29 »

I had to laugh when I read this about Fallon  - he is awaiting further instructions from the great lord himself

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_6281584,00.html
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Doore

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 14:56:47 »

Hopefully he'll see the face of Danny Wilson in his toast - the lord moves in mysterious ways - a bit Rory himself, actually.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:13:18 »

Does god tell him to run around elbowing Italian defenders at the world cup, leading to him being subbed after an hour before he got sent off?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:18:37 »

What a fruitcake! Is he alright?
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:28:10 »

the "lord" told him not to go to league 2, or was that his agent?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:51:31 »

He might do a bit better by getting on the end of a cross or two.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:56:40 »

He's a born again christian. Not doing anyone any harm. Fair play to him I say.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 15:56:59 »

He's a born first time twat if you ask me.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:01:05 »

Anyone who beleives God or some other mythical being is talking to them or providing signs to guide them is a nut job.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:06:06 »

Anyone who beleives God or some other mythical being is talking to them or providing signs to guide them is a nut job.

What a fantastic piece of Theological claptrap.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:18:49 »

 I thought this was going to be a thread about a happening beat combo....

 Think Miglioranzi must have done some evangelical work on him..

 
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:30:35 »

I too had a chuckle at this. I'm not disrespecting his beliefs or religion in general but if another club offered him 10k a week i'm sure the lord would suddenly feel it were time for Rory to move...
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simon FERRY cross the avon... do do.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:34:31 »

Quote
Young Bev: They don't see what we see.
Young Eddie: Why?
Young Bill: When you grow up, you stop believing.
Young Richie: They'd just laugh their heads off and put us in a nuthatch.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:40:46 »

What a fantastic piece of Theological claptrap.

I must have missed the part in the Bible when God instructed Noah to stay in Plymouth.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 16:42:28 »

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Rory, walk away and sign for Swindon.
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