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Mexicano Rojo

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« on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:19:46 »

Come on own up, whats the most depraved thing you have ever done Smiley
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:48:50 »

Banged some Doris up the gary on the beach in Kavos whilst chatting to some Mexican (I think) bloke that I had only just met.

I'm a bit tame otherwise.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 15:52:14 »

Hmmmm, where to start?

I tapped an underage girl in her mum's bed while her mum and my girlfriend (of the time) were out on the piss.

I'm particularly proud of that one.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:12:28 »

  Depends what you mean by deviance....it does seem to me though that birds these days have some quite strange desires....
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china red

« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:57:07 »

sex on a table in a pub

blow job in a taxi and a bus

banged the lead singer of feeders girlfriend

Not all at the same time and not with the same peopl
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:10:20 »

Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:25:13 »

I'm yet to find a bird uninhibited enough to meet my desires.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:36:37 »

Slammed a bird then 2 hours later i banged her identical twin sister, strangley one was a dirty bitch in the sack and the other was a bit up tight.

Having both at the same time would have been quality  Smiley
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nochee

« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:50:28 »

I was teaching a Swedish couple a scuba course which usually takes 4 days. On the night of the 3rd day I ended up smashing the back out of the girl as her boyfriend had taken an early night. It was a really wierd 4th day having to be the jolly instructor teaching a happy and in love couple on their dream holiday how to dive. The guy never had a clue, poor cunt.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:56:51 »

I had sex with the light on once........
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It's All Good..............
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 18:30:44 »

I had sex with the light on once........

Perv...
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 19:44:32 »

I'm still a virgin and I'm 27
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:12:35 »

Ace. Fancy a bum?
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:42:50 »

Your not my type DRS
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 20:45:07 »

Bitch.
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