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Doore

« on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:01:39 »

As the ridiculous debate on the banning of the Burqa rages on, I thought it would be quite fun to have our own lively debate about what would be banned if you were some kind of lunatic omnipotent dictator.

In the kingdom of the lord almighty William Shears, the following would not be allowed:

Text speak, and users of;
Misspellings in brand names, e.g. "lite";
Skateboards, except for people under the age of 13;
Plain English campaigns - long words and clever paragraphs separate the clever from the thick;
Fussy eaters;
People who say "hey" as a greeting;
Sky Three;
Male newsreaders;
Camels;
Coffee;
Radiohead (it's not that I don't "get it" you moron, its just rubbish);
The Antiques Roadshow;
Y-fronts and speedos;
"Male grooming" products.




Having written all that, I have realised that this may be quite similar to the older and very successful "trivial things..." thread.  Oh well. 
 
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:17:50 »

Overuse of semi-colons.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:18:14 »

Tomatoes
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:18:49 »

Overuse of semi-colons.

Or just semi-colons entirey. What's the point of them anyway?
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:24:21 »

American spelling of English words. It's colour, not color !!!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:45:22 »

Billy Shears.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:48:52 »

Or just semi-colons entirey. What's the point of them anyway?
Well for one thing as separators in a list introduced by a colon, as Billy Shears has wholly correctly demonstrated.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:52:22 »

Billy Shears.

Do you think about me everyday?  Does it keep you awake at night?  I really hope not.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:00:16 »

God Billy Shears must hate me - I do or use alot of those things
whats the problem with Male newsreaders?? I have a strange crush on the man called Joel on Sky news?? the ginger man with the bum chin??

I would ban swans and felt and Crunchies
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:06:21 »

Do you think about me everyday?  Does it keep you awake at night?  I really hope not.

Yeah he does, he said you give him a semi     colon.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:09:28 »

Radiohead (it's not that I don't "get it" you moron, its just rubbish);

You heathen!
 I would ban Jamie Oliver, from everything and anything. Id just ban him from leaving his house.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:11:38 »

FAcebook
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:15:30 »

Motorbikes
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:26:01 »

Horses on motorbikes
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 26, 2010, 12:33:39 »

People who sing (almost exclusively very badly) out loud at high volume whilst walking down the street listening to their ipods. They always have a "I don't care what anyone thinks of me" look on their face when really I think it's hiding the fact that they're massively insecure.

The difficulty is that I don't want to hear your fucking shit singing you wanker.

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