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« on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:32:07 » |
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DanOUFC
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:34:15 » |
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Got a nice body for a bird her age but looks rough in the face. But I suppose you don't look at the mantle piece when………. |
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:42:40 » |
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I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:44:04 » |
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I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy.  |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:44:54 » |
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Saw her at the British Grand prix one year, unfortunately i had ear plugs in and said to my mate;
"ISN'T THAT CAROL VORDERMAN OVER THERE?"
"Yes it fucking is!" she said in reply, before he could answer me.
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:45:56 » |
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I'd stab her with my pork sword. In the face. Except it's made of steel and not pork. And this is no longer a sexual euphemism but a death fantasy.  That tickled me! I just burst out laughing in the middle of my office, getting some very strange looks from people who believe i am doing work. |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:47:26 » |
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P.S. I'm not a psycho
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 14:52:50 » |
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P.S. I'm not a psycho I will reserve judgement for the time being. However, that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while, gives me fits of surpressed laughter everytime i think about it |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 15:39:58 » |
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Boderline boiler but worth a go.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 15:43:31 » |
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I'd give her one, but wouldn't make a habit of it
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:53:56 » |
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You lot put down sharon from eastenders but want to "pork" this one in a "death fantasy". In the words of Ozzie Osbourne "Your all fucking mad!"
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