STFCBird
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:49:28 » |
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ha ha  |
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McLovin
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:50:10 » |
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hmmm, maybe i should clarify... non-modified, 16+ female homosapiens. With nice legs (2)
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:52:01 » |
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huhuh you said homo
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:52:22 » |
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what if you met the girl of your dreams but found out she only had one leg ?
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:52:31 » |
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hmmm, maybe i should clarify... non-modified, 16+ female homosapiens. With nice legs (2) What happens if you meet the ideal woman, but later discover she lost a leg in an explosion somewhere, and has been wearing a wooden one to cover it up for the first few weeks of the relationship? |
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:53:04 » |
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Damn you Birdie!
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:55:19 » |
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sorry tom  |
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:55:55 » |
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I'd be annoyed that she lied... it could come in handy though:
An oar if you were "up shit creek without a paddle"
Rounders
Creating fire, Ray Mears stylee
Beating off young rabscalians on the way home from the pub
I'm sure i could cope with her being a monopod.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:55:55 » |
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Take her prosthetic leg off and fuck her with it  |
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:56:53 » |
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she could fuck him with it |
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:57:40 » |
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Take her prosthetic leg off and fuck her with it PM - :run: The line - _____ |
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:57:46 » |
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How many legs do you have, Birdy?
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:58:14 » |
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they could take it turns, or perhaps one can have the foot end, one the knee end at the same time A good relationship is based on sharing |
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 12:59:39 » |
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How many legs do you have, Birdy? I def have 2 proper legs Dave |
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2005, 13:00:32 » |
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Arms?
Breasts?
Eyes?
Hair?
Teeth?
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