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Simon Pieman
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« on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:54:25 »

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:02:53 »

Or anyone ever been a ladyboy?
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:04:30 »

Predictably, I have a story or two to tell.

Fortunately I have not been caught out myself (luckily I was being violently ill at the time)

I don't think that I have laughed so much after being punched square in the face though. A mate of mine was after this dead fit girl (And she was REALLY stunning).

He finally gets her home and 20 minutes later I get a knock on the door (we lived in the same building). I open the door and shortly after punching me he says : "She's got a fucking Hampton"

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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:19:58 »

It's all about the partridge...

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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:23:39 »

Definitely banged a whore in Bangkok, wasnt a lady boy though. I feel its a rite of passage.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:52:18 »

Definitely banged a whore in Bangkok, wasnt a lady boy though. I feel its a rite of passage.
Albeit you need to be careful to get the right passage
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:54:17 »

and have a rub down with meths afterwards
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:58:15 »

I was shit scared about getting knob rot for weeks afterwards, thankfully nothing came. Having said that I definitely should've double bagged if I was going to go and play that game in Bangkok
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 08:57:24 »

I bet you were t-bagged whilst you were sleeping
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:41:15 »

I can only hope so
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 10:42:41 »

I bet KOT has?!
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:17:25 »

I got asked t'other day whether I would sleep with someone who'd had the op.

I think my response of only if they're fit kinda freaked her out.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 11:22:31 »

I would like some Gordons Gin.........................some Tonic water.................................and a segment of lemon please.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 13:59:51 »

I got asked t'other day whether I would sleep with someone who'd had the op.

I think my response of only if they're fit kinda freaked her out.

Maybe you already have - without knowing?

What about women with those giant clits? could of been a penis soapy tit wank
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 4, 2010, 14:52:33 »

I bet KOT has?!

you said you didnt count.
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