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Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:12:35 »

Got the most painful heartburn

done a 6 pack of Zantac

Still agony

Any suggestions ?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:14:19 »

Drink some milk.

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tans
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:14:51 »

gaviscon
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:15:51 »

gaviscon

are you the Gaviscon fireman ?


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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:16:49 »

Drink some milk.



Tried that first off Si

Debbie wants to get the Doc out but I said I would ask you lot first
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:17:31 »

oops just realised that about the gaviscon fireman

youre right about the other bit mind
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:18:06 »

Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:19:39 »

Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything

nah mate

no HA, just really bad indegestion I think
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:21:05 »

If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:26:40 »

can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:26:45 »

Get some decent peppermints. Extra strong mints or those new Extra Mints. Peppermint works a fucking treat on stomach shit.

Love Dr Barry. xx
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:39:14 »

You could also try manning up Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:39:35 »

If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?



about an hour
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:40:22 »

You could also try manning up Wink

good shout
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:41:15 »

can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?

If I die tonight I am going to find you and haunt you


then shag your missus
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