Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:12:35 » |
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Got the most painful heartburn
done a 6 pack of Zantac
Still agony
Any suggestions ?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:14:19 » |
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Drink some milk.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:14:51 » |
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gaviscon
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:15:51 » |
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gaviscon
are you the Gaviscon fireman ? CUNT
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:16:49 » |
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Drink some milk.
Tried that first off Si Debbie wants to get the Doc out but I said I would ask you lot first
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:17:31 » |
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oops just realised that about the gaviscon fireman
youre right about the other bit mind
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:18:06 » |
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Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:19:39 » |
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Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything
nah mate no HA, just really bad indegestion I think
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:21:05 » |
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If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:26:40 » |
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can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:26:45 » |
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Get some decent peppermints. Extra strong mints or those new Extra Mints. Peppermint works a fucking treat on stomach shit.
Love Dr Barry. xx
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:39:14 » |
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You could also try manning up 
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:39:35 » |
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If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?
about an hour
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:40:22 » |
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You could also try manning up  good shout
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:41:15 » |
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can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?
If I die tonight I am going to find you and haunt you then shag your missus
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