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Bogus Dave
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« on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 07:59:10 »

What was originally labelled the biggest game of our season is over. Our true biggest game is about to begin. Upon this match depends the outcome of our season. Upon it depends our success, and the long continuity of our fine traditions and histroy. The whole fury and might of Millwall will very soon be turned on us. They know that they will have to break us on the field or lose. If we can stand up to them, and win, this club can begin to drag itself out of the wilderness. Glory will once more return to this fine, upstanding town.

But if we fail, then the entire town, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of lower league football. Forget Leeds, Ipswich, Nottingham Forest and Portsmouth. Instead we will be equals to the likes of Yeovil, Rochdale and Bournemouth.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if Swindon Town Football Club and all that goes with it were to last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:01:44 »

I think whatever happens tomorrow, the season as a whole as been a success. Shame most have raised their expectations since the playoffs...
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:06:03 »

STFC Dave
Great motivational speech, shall we also fight them on the beaches and in the towns we will never surrender
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:08:05 »

We shall fight them on the beaches.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:14:37 »

We shall fight them on the beaches.

Didn't think the Wembley pitch was that bad
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:31:59 »

We shall fight them on the beaches.
I'd rather not, I'll have the kids with me. We could make aggressive sandcastles, if that's any use?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:34:55 »

How do you make an aggressive sandcastle? Will it use bad language or something?
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:36:25 »

How do you make an aggressive sandcastle? Will it use bad language or something?
Really seriously fuck off pointy turrets/buttresses. And we'll draw a snarl on it
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:36:44 »

How do you make an aggressive sandcastle? Will it use bad language or something?
You make it with sharp sticks pointing out of it.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:38:30 »

How do you make an aggressive sandcastle? Will it use bad language or something?

You mould it round an old world war two limpet bomb,then hit it hard with a shovel.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 08:39:03 »

If you throw sand you will get into trouble
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 09:49:25 »

Will it have a portcullis?
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:01:38 »

Will it have a portcullis?
Fuck yeah. And a moat. With pike in it.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:32:35 »

Lets go swindon lets put in a great performance like we did against leeds southampton, get back to playing the great football that we as fans have come to love and admire. lets beat them cunts 3-0!!!!
you can do it there will be 32,000 fans behind you all singin Clap Clap Clap!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:43:57 »

Lets go swindon lets put in a great performance like we did against leeds southampton, get back to playing the great football that we as fans have come to love and admire. lets beat them cunts 3-0!!!!
you can do it there will be 32,000 fans behind you all singin Clap Clap Clap!!!
"Lets go swindon"?


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