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« Reply #6450 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 17:11:32 » |
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Get 2 of your mates to block him in so as he needs to go to you to get them moved.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #6451 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 17:23:07 » |
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Bit embarrassing for Tans though if he gets caught with lipstick and Vaseline in his possession  Did you not know Tans is Peter Burns, so he'll have all that anyway. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #6452 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 17:36:19 » |
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Did you not know Tans is Peter Burns, so he'll have all that anyway.
 Its been moved now anyway Danny Dyer. |
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« Reply #6453 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 18:17:24 » |
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Its been moved now anyway Danny Dyer. At least say you called the driver a cunt. |
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« Reply #6454 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 19:52:41 » |
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The note called them a fucktard if that helps
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« Reply #6455 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 19:58:06 » |
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The cat woke us up at 2am this morning when he managed to get in under the duvet. A few minutes later I felt something moist on my pillow. I put the light on to find he'd shat on the pillow! Even worse, there were two more lumps in the bed - and they were squashed flat! A quick change of bedding and a rigorous shower followed.
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #6456 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 20:38:58 » |
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« Reply #6457 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 20:42:48 » |
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The cat woke us up at 2am this morning when he managed to get in under the duvet. A few minutes later I felt something moist on my pillow. I put the light on to find he'd shat on the pillow! Even worse, there were two more lumps in the bed - and they were squashed flat! A quick change of bedding and a rigorous shower followed.
stick your cat's nose in the shit, apparently it deters them from doing it again... or maybe that's just kids... |
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« Reply #6458 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 20:44:14 » |
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Those adverts for the only way is essex.
Fuck off you talentless aids ridden cunts
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #6459 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 21:11:55 » |
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Its been moved now anyway Danny Dyer. Did you enjoy my casualty appearance yesterday? |
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« Reply #6460 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 21:13:56 » |
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Fantastic mate. Pwopa naught impersonating a paramedic  |
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« Reply #6461 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 21:40:46 » |
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stick your cat's nose in the shit, apparently it deters them from doing it again... or maybe that's just kids...
Might try that, but the bedroom door stays firmly shut tonight! |
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« Reply #6462 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 22:00:43 » |
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The cat woke us up at 2am this morning when he managed to get in under the duvet. A few minutes later I felt something moist on my pillow. I put the light on to find he'd shat on the pillow! Even worse, there were two more lumps in the bed - and they were squashed flat! A quick change of bedding and a rigorous shower followed.
And I thought getting out of bed this morning and stepping on a half eaten mouse was bad enough! |
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« Reply #6463 on: Sunday, February 19, 2012, 22:39:53 » |
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And I thought getting out of bed this morning and stepping on a half eaten mouse was bad enough!
I should add that I touched the poo on my pillow with my hand rather than my face (fortunately). |
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« Reply #6464 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 07:40:51 » |
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Maybe it's a sign of affection.
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