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« Reply #21330 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 14:18:12 » |
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Just get rid of Bonfire Night and what happens . . .
fucking Diwali and more fucking fireworks.
Can't people celebrate without pyrotechnics
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« Reply #21331 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 14:54:17 » |
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Sandi Thom crying and ranting on a you tube video about how the music industry is unfair because Radio 2 won't playlist her song. The song is fucking garbage! Even the songs she's had 'success' with were bollocks. At least she made sure her career was over by crying on the internet though. Mid 30's and acting like a 16 year old, bravo!
Although to her credit, the video has brought more attention to her and her song. So perhaps she's a genius!? who knows..
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« Reply #21332 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 15:21:47 » |
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Sandi Thom crying and ranting on a you tube video about how the music industry is unfair because Radio 2 won't playlist her song. The song is fucking garbage! Even the songs she's had 'success' with were bollocks. At least she made sure her career was over by crying on the internet though. Mid 30's and acting like a 16 year old, bravo!
Although to her credit, the video has brought more attention to her and her song. So perhaps she's a genius!? who knows..
They won't play list my songs either which I personally think are fucking brilliant so I know how she feels! She always wanted to be a punk rocker, I assume this is reflected in the new song... no wonder Radio 2 won't play it! |
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« Reply #21333 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 15:22:40 » |
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They won't play list my songs either which I personally think are fucking brilliant so I know how she feels!
She always wanted to be a punk rocker, I assume this is reflected in the new song... no wonder Radio 2 won't play it!
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« Reply #21334 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 15:30:20 » |
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She always wanted to be a punk rocker, I assume this is reflected in the new song... no wonder Radio 2 won't play it!
She said herself that she was born too late into a world that doesn't care, so why's she making such a big fucking deal about it?! And yes, I am quite ashamed of myself for knowing that lyric. |
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« Reply #21335 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 15:39:27 » |
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Marketingballs. I've taken this from the website of something I was looking at earlier:
*Product/Service name* is about exploring contrasts and harmony. It’s about expressing individuality in modern urban life, the conflict between traditional craft and manufacturing, and balance between design and technology. Reflections of where you are, and where you’re going to be.
Without Googling, can anyone tell me what that pile of utterly generic wankwibble is describing?
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« Reply #21336 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 15:47:43 » |
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Talking of marketing balls, the football league being retitled the english football league. Give a fuck?
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« Reply #21337 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 16:22:29 » |
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Marketingballs. I've taken this from the website of something I was looking at earlier:
*Product/Service name* is about exploring contrasts and harmony. It’s about expressing individuality in modern urban life, the conflict between traditional craft and manufacturing, and balance between design and technology. Reflections of where you are, and where you’re going to be.
Without Googling, can anyone tell me what that pile of utterly generic wankwibble is describing?
Is it that wanky smartphone you have to be invited to buy? |
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« Reply #21338 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 16:27:45 » |
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Sounds like an A-Z book.....
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« Reply #21339 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 17:09:41 » |
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Marketingballs. I've taken this from the website of something I was looking at earlier:
*Product/Service name* is about exploring contrasts and harmony. It’s about expressing individuality in modern urban life, the conflict between traditional craft and manufacturing, and balance between design and technology. Reflections of where you are, and where you’re going to be.
Without Googling, can anyone tell me what that pile of utterly generic wankwibble is describing?
An accordeon? |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #21340 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 17:35:32 » |
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Just get rid of Bonfire Night and what happens . . .
fucking Diwali and more fucking fireworks.
Can't people celebrate without pyrotechnics
If it helps, we were celebrating bonfire night with fireworks last night. |
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« Reply #21341 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 17:43:17 » |
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Trains messed up on Saturday. Going to take ages to get to Swindon and there's a replacement bus halfway through the journey. Can't wait  |
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« Reply #21342 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 17:53:24 » |
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sTalk sTalk will give you a lift in the midlife wagon
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« Reply #21343 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 17:57:02 » |
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Marketingballs. I've taken this from the website of something I was looking at earlier:
On a similar note. Office guff. As I am currently working for a rather large American company you can imagine how much gibberish and wank they talk. I've been compiling a list since I started: I will pull a call with you, xxxxxx , xxxx and myself
Please reach out if you have any questions or require a follow up session on a particular area
Alan ping me if you are online and I can tell you the way to do it
Can you keep me in the loop to understand where we are
Thank you to those who joined xxxxx xxxxxxx and his leadership team for our quarterly all-hands call today
Leverage this as your base to create other reports
Does anybody understand what I am calling out here?
Looping her in for comment
Trying to get our arms around the opportunity
I will jump into this one
Shake the tree to understand what we can pull forward
Landing these opportunities
Need to understand the upside
Working on a deep dive session
Let's have regular touch points going forward
If we need to onboard partners to improve our ecosystem then I have no problem with that
You expect to refine the optics in the funnel as they come in
We want to improve the customer journey on the retail web sites It makes me think of a load of idiots thrashing around, limbs flailing frantically. "Reach out" is my current pet hate. USE FUCKING ENGLISH! How about "contact"?!?!? |
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« Reply #21344 on: Thursday, November 12, 2015, 18:13:23 » |
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I used to deal with quite a few Americans in my old job, many of them would put meaningful quotes at the bottom of their emails by the likes of Benjamin Franklin, etc.
I used to reply with at the bottom of mine:
"Life is the name of the game and I want to play the game with you"
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