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« Reply #15240 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 15:22:12 »

The majority of your bill is for waste water actually.

Does that mean the majority of my bill probably goes to pay your wages? Which reminds me. If i use a litre of water but piss it down at the local pub how can they charge me for it? After all my useage amount miraculously corresponded with the waste volumn.

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« Reply #15241 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 15:37:48 »

He meant sewage you sanctimonious twat. There was a story in the news of people with newer houses  getting rebates on their bill, because there drains didn't run to the sewage lines
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« Reply #15242 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 15:59:47 »

No water meter + no water shortage =long showers, baths and fuck all messing around with water saving devices.

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« Reply #15243 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 16:15:20 »

Posting earlier reminded me I want a water meter. Phone call made, online form filled out. Cheaper bills here I come. (I live alone and pay £350 pa, I think.)
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« Reply #15244 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 16:17:17 »

Sat waiting for 2 hours for a clinic appointment at the JR

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« Reply #15245 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 16:19:27 »

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« Reply #15246 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 18:12:38 »

Posting earlier reminded me I want a water meter. Phone call made, online form filled out. Cheaper bills here I come. (I live alone and pay £350 pa, I think.)

Fuck me. Want to swap. Live with wife and 3 teenagers. Metered bill £850 per year.
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« Reply #15247 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 18:30:30 »

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!

Are you sure you aren't paying your neighbour's bill as well?
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« Reply #15248 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 18:37:50 »

Assuming you're billed about £2 per m3 and allowing, say, £100 of standing charges, that's 375m3+ of water.

That's over 1000 litres of water PER DAY.
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« Reply #15249 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 22:51:18 »

What's with all the yellow attire on Sky Sports Deadline countdown.  They look like daffodils!
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« Reply #15250 on: Friday, January 31, 2014, 23:16:50 »

Assuming you're billed about £2 per m3 and allowing, say, £100 of standing charges, that's 375m3+ of water.

That's over 1000 litres of water PER DAY.

Anyone who, like me, has lived with more than two women knows this is highly possible.
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« Reply #15251 on: Saturday, February 1, 2014, 09:34:20 »

Sounds like a leak
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« Reply #15252 on: Saturday, February 1, 2014, 11:10:33 »

Does that mean the majority of my bill probably goes to pay your wages? Which reminds me. If i use a litre of water but piss it down at the local pub how can they charge me for it? After all my useage amount miraculously corresponded with the waste volumn.



What the fuck is your problem you fucking kiddy fiddler? Fuck you.
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« Reply #15253 on: Saturday, February 1, 2014, 11:12:38 »

What the fuck is your problem you fucking kiddy fiddler? Fuck you.
Cheesy calm down
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« Reply #15254 on: Saturday, February 1, 2014, 11:36:29 »

What the fuck is your problem you fucking kiddy fiddler? Fuck you.

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