Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14430 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 21:20:06 » |
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Ssssssssh, don't tell everyone! Love cutting through there then look over to the queuing traffic as you whizz around the roundabout!
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« Reply #14431 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 21:34:31 » |
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Ssssssssh, don't tell everyone! Love cutting through there then look over to the queuing traffic as you whizz around the roundabout!
When was that opened up again? I used to do it years ago until they closed the barrier in the mornings. |
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Gnasher
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« Reply #14432 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 12:35:49 » |
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I've just received a Special Delivery package with lorry tyre tracks across the envelope! Needless to say the contents were crushed. I love Royal Mail.
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #14433 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 13:39:06 » |
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The fact that I sometimes try and swipe into work with my Oyster Card and try and get through the barriers at Waterloo with my work pass! Embarrassing!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Nemo
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« Reply #14434 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 14:35:06 » |
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The fact that I sometimes try and swipe into work with my Oyster Card and try and get through the barriers at Waterloo with my work pass! Embarrassing!
Glad I'm not the only person that does that, got a sarky comment off our security guard yesterday after the third time I tried to use my Oyster to leave the building. |
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wiggy
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« Reply #14435 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 15:10:34 » |
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Broadband suppliers.
All shit.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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4D
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« Reply #14436 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 15:12:33 » |
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Glad I'm not the only person that does that, got a sarky comment off our security guard yesterday after the third time I tried to use my Oyster to leave the building.
Perhaps he thought you should try the door handle instead? |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #14437 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 20:42:51 » |
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My 0T tax code... need to get that sorted.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #14438 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 20:59:43 » |
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I'm not an ageist (considering I'm getting on a bit  ) but jeez. There was an elderly lady tonight who I gave way to at a roundabout in calne. She proceeded towards chip at about 8mph. She got to the bit outside st Mary school (parked row of cars), went around them so wide that she was about 2ft from the kerb on the other side of the road  . She stopped because the Beemer coming the other way had a gap that a push bike couldn't get through. The Beemer driver then had to mount the kerb to let the biddy proceed. I could have driven up the gap she gave the parked cars. She really shouldn't be on the road.  What car was she driving? |
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Clems Army!
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4D
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« Reply #14439 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:11:56 » |
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Gold/vomit green corsa
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« Reply #14440 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:13:57 » |
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Been having an ongoing problem with felines shatting on my lawn. The stench has become unreal even though I've shovelled the shit over the neighbours side of the fence. I've tried many things like spraying my own urine out of a bottle to dissuade them, scattering lemon peel, and even getting a cheap ultrasonic scarer (useless).
When i got out to the garden this afternoon one of the cats has had a crap and it was standing vertical (i kid you not ) in the middle of the lawn. It looked like a long brown finger! The furry bastards are giving me the middle finger ffs!
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4D
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« Reply #14441 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:17:08 » |
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I hope you don't live near me |
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« Reply #14442 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:17:15 » |
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You've been shitting on your own lawn haven't you?
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« Reply #14443 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:18:56 » |
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I can't imagine doss would pass solids
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Dostoyevsky
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« Reply #14444 on: Thursday, December 5, 2013, 21:24:36 » |
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You've been shitting on your own lawn haven't you?
 On Animal Watch a while back Bill Odie demonstrated that by doing that the cats will think it's a bigger animal marking it territory. Good idea. |
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