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« Reply #12630 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 10:35:07 »

Oooh a 'priority message'
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« Reply #12631 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 11:07:37 »

And when did fire engines start being 'appliances'?  Just because firemen might call them that, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.  It's like people who refer to their own home as a 'property'.  It's a house, you cock.  You're not an estate agent.
Brilliant. Great polemicising, sir!
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« Reply #12632 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 11:11:52 »

And when did fire engines start being 'appliances'?

Not sure, but now that they are, they'll be able to get a cracking deal on an extended warranty from Currys
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« Reply #12633 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 18:43:48 »

The absolute tool walking his dogs this morning. He decided to cross the road at a roundabout without looking. Slowed down but tooted my horn to make him aware I was approaching and basically expecting him to step back out of the road or at least hurry up.

He continued to cross the road slowly whilst swearing blindly at me and offering me out for a fight. Told the dozy twat to look where the fuck he was going and flipped him the bird out of the window as he continued to shout abuse.

Bet the old boy was still pissed.
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« Reply #12634 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 18:47:42 »

Good old Yeovil Red
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« Reply #12635 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 18:52:28 »

Good old Yeovil Red

Nah, I'm to scared to honk my horn or wave like a gay spastic when I see Yeo walking his dogs.
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« Reply #12636 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 19:00:11 »

Sounds a bit like the fuckwit who decided to sit on my bumper but in the outside lane going down the sliproad to the M4. And then when we reached where they merge decided rather than lifting for a second, accelerated to overtake me on said single lane. And then took exception to the beeping he got.

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« Reply #12637 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 19:40:08 »

Can't I walk me dog and drive home without you cunts having a go?
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« Reply #12638 on: Monday, July 15, 2013, 21:03:33 »

Just watched panorama.

The MODs attitude towards post traumatic stress is shocking.

Cunts.
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« Reply #12639 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 00:10:13 »

I owe the RSPB £1229, it was their money anyway but it's annoying to have to pay it back, I thought they'd lost track of the money...
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« Reply #12640 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 00:17:39 »

I may have spent some of it.
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« Reply #12641 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 00:22:06 »

What's my legal position here with regards to paying it back?
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« Reply #12642 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 05:57:37 »

I owe the RSPB £1229, it was their money anyway but it's annoying to have to pay it back, I thought they'd lost track of the money...

Bunch of vultures.
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« Reply #12643 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 06:19:25 »

Wren will you learn fola?
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« Reply #12644 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 06:22:19 »

So you nicked it then?
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