Adver News: Austin's goals sacrifice

[News Monkey]

Austin's goals sacrifice
           

  CHARLIE Austin would be happy to fire blanks for the rest of the campaign if it means Town’s promotion push ends in success.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8107737.Austin_s_goals_sacrifice/?ref=rss
           

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Sounds like he could do with applying this to his personal life also! 

[Simon Pieman]

Has he got you preggers then?

[Ardiles]

After reading the headline, did anyone else have visions of our Charlie sacrificing a goat in his back garden as an offering to the great goal-god in the sky?  Or was that just me?

[BANGKOK RED]

After reading the headline, did anyone else have visions of our Charlie sacrificing a goat in his back garden as an offering to the great goal-god in the sky?  Or was that just me?

Don't all strikers do that then?

[Summerof69]

After reading the headline, did anyone else have visions of our Charlie sacrificing a goat in his back garden as an offering to the great goal-god in the sky?  Or was that just me?

I thought he might be sacrificing a Pox fan...

[Langers]

I thought he might be sacrificing a Pox fan...

That would be a privledge, not a sacrifice.