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Question: ...and if so, in what way?
I wouldn't touch the filthy cow with yours
My mum goes to Iceland, that's my limit
Yes, but with protection
Unrelentingly, she would have a snatch like that volcano
Up the bottie
Other, but please don't bother explaining

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« on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 21:54:46 »

Topical.

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 21:58:27 »

definitely, she's amazing. her or paloma faith though?

neither of them are that attractive, but they're both cool which more than makes up for it

paloma:

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 22:02:03 »

Paloma Faith is quite fit but well annoying on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 22:02:32 »


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I would have to make a right mess in her hair.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 22:14:35 »

i think Bjork is superb. that is all
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 22:24:34 »

I voted "I wouldn't touch it with yours"

I find both tarts immature and unattractive.  A difficult combination to pull of when a person owns a pussy and a pair of tits
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:13:07 »

 I'd certainly have a go....but get the feeling she might not be too interested.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:17:03 »

I'd certainly have a go....but get the feeling she might not be too interested.

She's 44 now Reg...  Cool
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:24:37 »

She's 44 now Reg...  Cool

I'm not worried about age....just get the feeling she might not be too interested in the somewhat messy business of the procreative act.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:27:09 »

I'm not worried about age....just get the feeling she might not be too interested in the somewhat messy business of the procreative act.

Of more concern would be her heat of the moment responses.

"It's oh so quiet".
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:29:59 »

Of more concern would be her heat of the moment responses.

"It's oh so quiet".

You've obviously given this some thought..my Icelandic hero is Snorri Storluson
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 23:48:07 »

You've obviously given this some thought..my Icelandic hero is Snorri Storluson

I wouldn't shag a dead bloke though. Unless he could sing like Björk, which is unlikely.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 02:37:02 »

Bjork would get it hard

In both holes
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 05:10:30 »

I have never met a girl who only had two holes.

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« Reply #14 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 07:29:31 »

I love that swan dress thing she's got on! She wore that to the Oscars didn't she?
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