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Bogus Dave
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« on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 00:17:12 »

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends, you don't know them".

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into the garage or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 00:30:14 »

I tohught you were gay. Sorry Dave.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 16:39:34 »

That made i larghf.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 17:20:03 »

You've only just bought that car Dave, didn't you check it at the time?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 17:57:45 »

WOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 19:32:35 »

is she back yet?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 20:30:32 »

Rust on the wheel arch is a sure fire sign that the end is sight.  You need to get rid and move on.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 20:33:19 »

This is one of my favs:

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 20:37:13 »

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Wrong  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 22:12:36 »

........I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

You can get that area bleached apparently - it's all the rage in LA.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 22:19:35 »

It depends on how far the rust has set in, if it has corroded all the way through you might be looking at a new panel. However, if the rust is only on the surface you can sand it away neutralie the corroded parts and re finish the paint.
As for the women, just find a piece on the side for yourself...
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