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« on: Wednesday, December 22, 2004, 23:26:05 »

(To the tune of ‘The whole world in his hands')
“You've got a big phone book in your hands
A f**king big phone book in your hands
You’ve got a big phone book in your hands
But you've only got one surname

You’re daddy is your cousin your mother too
Your daddy is your cousin your mother too
Your daddy is your cousin your mother too
And the sperm bank's long since closed

You've got a single branch on the family tree
A single branch on the family tree
You’ve got a single branch on the family tree
And its a bonsai tree at that.”
Directed at Swindon fans.

Found these on laughfc.com directed at swindon fans but haven't heard them this season? have oxford actually got chants against us.  :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 19:27:48 »

Bristol sang it @ the LDV before they tried to storm the intel  Cool

http://www.whits.plus.com/files/179717166_2850412.jpg
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:24:29 »

yeh like they can say much.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:33:38 »

That chant shit really. And I don't really get it to much. Oops
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:52:25 »

Quote from: "Whits"
Bristol sang it @ the LDV before they tried to storm the intel  Cool

http://www.whits.plus.com/files/179717166_2850412.jpg


you must near to where i sit.
Row P Seat 45, 46, 47 (when i'm there)

i also have the same picture on my phone of that night. was soooooo funny
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:53:49 »

and i missed it being in the town end..  :x
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:55:17 »

Oooh look at them big scary Welshmen! There must be at least fifty or so! Some are even post pubescent. Twats. What was the score again? :ha
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 16:21:31 »

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Bristol sang it @ the LDV before they tried to storm the intel  Cool

http://www.whits.plus.com/files/179717166_2850412.jpg


you must near to where i sit.
Row P Seat 45, 46, 47 (when i'm there)

i also have the same picture on my phone of that night. was soooooo funny


you take up 3 seats? put a bit of weight on since i met ya?  Cheesy

i was in L54 just found me ticket!!!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, December 27, 2004, 10:50:26 »

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Quote from: "magicroundabout"
Quote from: "Whits"
Bristol sang it @ the LDV before they tried to storm the intel  Cool

http://www.whits.plus.com/files/179717166_2850412.jpg


you must near to where i sit.
Row P Seat 45, 46, 47 (when i'm there)

i also have the same picture on my phone of that night. was soooooo funny


you take up 3 seats? put a bit of weight on since i met ya?  Cheesy

i was in L54 just found me ticket!!!


must be all those pies i keep eating :?
Was with Ralphy and his old man
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 2, 2005, 15:50:00 »

City fans are twats!

All 3 verses refer to inbred-ism!

Shit really though!
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 2, 2005, 18:49:36 »

Inbreds and roundabouts
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