Peter Venkman
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« Reply #90 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:54:31 » |
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I fell out of a 600 story building and lived.
It was a library.
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Being a pornstar is brilliant...
I'm getting more head than Princess Diana's dashboard.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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jutty274
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« Reply #91 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 19:55:15 » |
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The metropolitan police are looking for a racist muslim attacker. They hung up on  me when i asked for an application form. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1976 - Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver 3 Oscars & 3 Emmys. 2010 - Derek Bird - Taxi Driver 1 Oscar, 2 Emma's, 2 Billy's, 1 Mark & 1 Gary. |
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axs
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« Reply #92 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:17:02 » |
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watching england friday so here's mine now........
Two jamaican women sitting on the bus with they're young children , one says to the other " is he teething yet? " the other replies " yes him already got me two laptops and an i phone "
Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt ?
the A team
whats the difference between lenny henry and thierry henry ?
thierry henry is still fucking french!
what's racist and has a small penis? |
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« Reply #93 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:21:40 » |
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what's racist and has a small penis?
Most people on here? |
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jutty274
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« Reply #94 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:36:52 » |
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Robert green was given special training today and he faced 2000 shots and never conceded any, tomoorow him & heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #95 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:51:18 » |
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Most people on here?
Hey most of us aren't racist  |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:59:12 » |
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What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?
One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.........oh wait a minute!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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steptoe41
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 14:36:17 » |
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There is now more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on research into Alzheimer's disease.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections, with absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:38:36 » |
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Most people on here?
Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not. |
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:40:39 » |
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Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not.
Tongue in cheek to be honest. I'm no comedian, mind. |
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:47:03 » |
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Tongue in cheek to be honest. I'm no comedian, mind. You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh. |
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:48:02 » |
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You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh.
It's a shoot on sight policy - one is bound to go in eventually. |
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 16:39:54 » |
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Jonathan Douglas would disagree with that statement.
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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 22:04:56 » |
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The England players visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning.
"It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible", said Jamal Umboto aged 6......
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #104 on: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 01:41:57 » |
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It wasn't posted on a Friday, but it made me smile, Willy-Wonka.
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