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« Reply #330 on: Sunday, May 27, 2018, 10:11:29 » |
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Jurgen Klopp said to Karius after the game, Why didn't you stop the ball ?, Karius replied i thought that was what the net is for
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #331 on: Friday, June 1, 2018, 16:06:12 » |
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I am typing this on behalf of Peter Venkman who wonders why his eye drops come in a bottle indistinguishable from that of Superglue.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #332 on: Wednesday, June 20, 2018, 16:20:52 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Private Fraser
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« Reply #333 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 08:23:23 » |
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Red Frog
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« Reply #334 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 13:50:36 » |
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Not as late as this one:
Hugo should have tipped that last shot over the bar.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Flashheart
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« Reply #335 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 10:38:57 » |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #336 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 15:43:44 » |
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My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my sister.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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McGurk's Missus
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« Reply #337 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 16:37:53 » |
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My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my sister.
Waheyy! Was your father a Baker? |
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #338 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:22:40 » |
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My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my sister.
Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not? |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #339 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:27:30 » |
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Living in Somerset, hard to tell if this is a joke or not?
Coming from Swindon with my sister still living there...you tell me! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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suttonred
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« Reply #340 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2018, 17:52:30 » |
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In a similar vein..
How do you know when your sister is on?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
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normy
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« Reply #341 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 09:15:05 » |
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You're having the snip eh? Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?
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ust be the oldest
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adje
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« Reply #342 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2018, 09:32:34 » |
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You're having the snip eh? Will it make a vas deferens to your sex life?
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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McGurk's Missus
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« Reply #343 on: Saturday, September 22, 2018, 20:13:03 » |
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I know it's a day late but this is fucking wonderful...may I present, a Flerfers interpretation and "explanation" of the equinoxes... https://www.livescience.com/63648-flat-earth-explanation-for-the-equinox.html? |
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Flashheart
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« Reply #344 on: Sunday, September 23, 2018, 11:54:26 » |
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These guy's are fucking amazing. Gem's include "How does water get high up if rivers only run down hill", "why are people not upside down in Australia" and, one of my personal favourites. "If the earth is curved, why are rail-roads not curved." As for anything to do with Australia. Many are convinced it doesn't even exist. |
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