Promotion/Relegation Watch

Credit to you boys last night, triffic result away at Saints. You look a good bet for the play-offs now, and by the looks of it, all four play-off teams will be Southern...

Premiership

HuLOLOL are all but down. Dowie being the naiLOL in the faiLOL.
Pompey... ALOL

Championship

Easy... Newcastle and Brom look odds on for promotion, and this means extras money in the coffers for each club at the end of the season (instant return to the Premiership = no paracute payment = spread to all other clubs - I think even L1 and L2?)

Play-off: Anything can happen at this point. Dare I say it, even if we win our two in hand, we'll be two points behind scummy Cardiff - but it wont happen. Bubbles burst, and mid-table is more than suitable for us after the Rodgers debacle. But 8 wins from 9 in the league has at least brought some much needed good feeling back to the club. (see you next season, hopefully)

League 1

Norwich and Leeds should secure the top two spots. It'll take an epic fail from Leeds to drop into the play-offs, but it's on the cards.

I fancy Swindon in the play-offs. It'd be good to have to back in the first division.

For relegation, bit of a shame maybe... Wycombe look a decent bet for failure.

League 2

Go on the Rochdale!!! It's been something like 30 plus years without a promotion or relegation. No one deserves a good season more than them!

Also hoping Bournemouth go back up. Against all the odds, and transfer bans, they do their utmost to survive and compete, so fingers crossed for them.

A mention for OxfROFLd... Their annual fuck up is under way. Here's hoping they drop yet another bollock and continue to rot in non-league football.

Bit of a soapy tit wank at DarLOLington. 25,000 capacity supeROFL bowLOL in the Conference. It'll be like a trip to Wembley for everyone in that league next season. Hard on the fans though. Just yet another example of mismanagement from top to bottom.

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