Dear Swindon fans.

[BHAMatthew]

As you can guess from my user name I am a Brighton fan. I must say that I am more pissed off by your players inability to score or defend than any of you. Last Night I put a bet on online. It was an accumulator, 12 teams to win and Exeter v Oldham to  finish 1-1. A £5 pound bet, with returns of  £2,000.

I was out all day and so did not hear the result of your game until the full list of results had came in. I sat down and put went to the BBC website and checked the results. First the Scottish league.

Wins for Rangers and East Stirling. 2 down 11 to go.
I check the Prem. Wins for Man. U and Arsenal. 4 down 9 to go.
Championship? Newcastle and QPR both winner. 6 down 7 to go.
I start to get excited.
I decide to leave league 1 until last, Swindon must of won but I'm not sure about Oldham & Exeter.
League 2; Torquay, Macclesfield and Notts County all win. 9 down 4 to go!
Whats that, wins for Cambridge and Stevenage. 11 down and just 2 to go.

You Imagen how happy I was when I saw the Exeter result... Of course Swindon must have stuffed shitty Brizzle. Charlie Austin, Pericard and Paynter must have had a field day!

I was spending the money in my head, I was thinking about what day to go, I was going to grab a cheap flight and see my old mate who moved to Ireland. I knew some slags in Ireland. A couple of easy shags, i was finding there numbers.  I was picking the colour of my new Ben Sherman Polo's and my Stone Island Jacket. I could taste my celebratory Kebab.

Then I saw it, Swindon 0 Brizzle 4. WHAT THE FUCK. I'm sorry but Bristol couldn't even beat us. What the fuck were your team playing at? DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS “WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM BOLLOCKS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE OR NOT!” 16 FUCKING CORNERS? JUST FUCKING HEADER ONE IN

YOUR
BUNCH
OF
SHIT
TWATS
HAVE
COST
ME
2K


4-0??? TO BRIZZLE. I thought I was seeing things. Brizzle are fucking bollocks, utter shit. Just utter fucking shit. How? I hope your keeper develops Erectile problems and can no longer satisfy his wife. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COCK UP THAT BADLY. Couldn't you have saved your shit game for when you play us? 2K, Just think what that could buy you... A keeper who doesn't let In 4 against Rovers for fucking starters. Bloody useless you lot are. I used to like you up til about the moment you COST ME 2K.


Fucking Hell.

[Arriba]

hahaha fuck off!

[Saxondale]

That's cheered me up!

Wanker.

[sonicyouth]

brilliant post 

our misery spreads far and wide

[Mexicano Rojo]

well at least that has cheered me up, welcome to the forum i think you might fit in here we are all nearly men and fucking chancers. oh and dont be phased if you get called a cunt

[DV]

You think that feels bad.

That's nothing compared to an undeserved adam cunting virgo last minute equalizer.

[Oaksey Moonraker]

That's Karma getting revenge for Adam Virgo in May 2004

[Arriba]

i've lost count of the times one team has cost me a pay out.i try to forget these things as it's been plenty of times....

[Simon Pieman]

Wouldn't it be fantastic if we go and thrash them at their place now.

[DV]

Fucking hell.

Nearly 6 years on and a Brighton fan finally admits that we were the better team over both games.

I'm shocked. I still wish you, Brighton and Virgo nothing but misfortune.

Generally gutted you stayed up last season.

[Mexicano Rojo]

To be fair Dave most the brighton fans i know admit we were the better team but that actually makes it sweeter for them and they start laughing. Thundercunts

[tans]

haha quality

[Coca Fola]

As you can guess from my user name I am a Brighton fan.

 :a2m:

[Who-Are-Ya!]

haha wat a n0b   

[Who-Are-Ya!]

:a2m:

coca, 

all u do is post shite