Moritz Voltz

[borgnan]

I appear to have created a bit of a monster here, my apologies! 
He's German, i did a bit of digging, turns out he's been capped at every level by Germany up to under 21 level.
It's just a shame this will never happen, as i didn't realise about his injury.

[Simon Pieman]

Oh damn, I don't think you got the pole name joke thing.

[reeves4england]

At least make up new ones you thick cunts.

I agree, this thread is living in the dark ages - not one of the puns so far is current.

[wheretherealredsare]

I blame the hooligan element.

[herthab]

SWEB or something.

[Gelbfüßler]

Is he German or a Pole?

He's from Edinburgh (South Bridge) I think.

[BANGKOK RED]

German then.

[Gelbfüßler]

German Vaults?

[land_of_bo]

If Voltz kicks you, does it hertz?