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« on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:15:37 »

Check out this rant, some QPR fan on the Football 365 pages

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.
 
football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:19:16 »

Fantastic.....says it all
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:20:36 »

Utterly brilliant. I'm going to have that tattooed on my neck
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:23:02 »

Phew I think we got out of that unscathed.... Except STFC_Gazza....

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I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:24:06 »

Thats brilliant.  I do love hatred!
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:24:28 »

That's going on my gravestone when the time comes. With the addition of slag tags and people who dont fucking indicate. Oh and trainers.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:36:32 »

A-fucking-men.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:38:56 »

i concur
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:43:02 »

Apart from the bit about Gazza, it sums up mainly how a lot of people feel about the modern game...
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 10:45:48 »

OMG Thats hilarious! especially the bit about oafs!

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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 11:15:59 »

most people do hate me! Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 12:14:41 »

Apart from the bit about Gazza, it sums up mainly how a lot of people feel about the modern game...
I hate the 'modern game'
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 12:18:27 »

There's so much you can't get away with in 'the modern game'... as Sodje will attest!
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 14:01:40 »

I hate that people pretend football was invented with the "Premiership"
I hate football records that include "since the premiership began".
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 14:25:43 »

During the Manchester United vs. Leeds United game I swear the ITV commentator said that Manchester United had never been knocked out of the 3rd Round only to correct himself with the Bournemouth stat a couple of minutes later.
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