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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:50:48 »

EXACTLY! Its not even a conventinal bridesmaids dress - Its a dress from Monsoon
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:54:58 »

 Too many of each to have any idea of numbers...these days though it tends to be more funerals  Bye
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 17:22:03 »

4 Funerals o Weddings.

My first wedding is my own.  Embarrassed
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 17:52:22 »

The last wedding I went to was in May

The couple split up in September!

Blood hell, did the groom sleep with the bridsmades?

Ouch indeed! I was bridesmaid!

Oh wait you can take the 5th on that question then.


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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 18:24:08 »

No the groom was just a wanker!
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 18:54:29 »

Half of everything for a few months, Fook that
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 20:28:32 »

Getting married fucks up your relationship (from experience). Plus they are ridiculously expensive. Stay single and shack up and spend what you would have done on getting hitched on enjoying yourselves in sin instead.

Funerals are sad but inevitable.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 20:34:44 »

No the groom was just a wanker!

So the marriage wasnt consumated then!
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