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DV
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 10:27:02 »

4 funerals and no weddings...
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tans
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 10:28:46 »

4 funerals
6 weddings i think
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 10:32:17 »

14 funerals and 12 weddings, but then again 2 of those weddings were my own!

But I am nearly 44!
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From the services at Leicester
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 10:43:27 »

At 26 I've not been to many of either.

4 Weddings - All of which took place before I was 13.

2 Funerals.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 14:44:56 »

4 funerals and no weddings...

You came to my wedding...
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 14:47:40 »

You came to my wedding...

No, I didnt...

I came to the reception after we got beat by fucking Cheltenham!!

I wouldnt class the reception as the actual wedding if that makes sense.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 14:55:33 »

The last wedding I went to was in May

The couple split up in September!

rubbish!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 15:33:53 »

The last wedding I went to was in May

The couple split up in September!

rubbish!


If I marry a rich girl you can come to my wedding.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 15:40:45 »

why does it have to be a rich girl?
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DV
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 15:45:53 »

I think Si meant to say

If I marry rich, girl you can come to my wedding.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #25 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 15:59:07 »

The last wedding I went to was in May

The couple split up in September!

Ouch.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:04:48 »

why does it have to be a rich girl?

I could do with a hefty divorce settlement.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:40:17 »

Oh right, well good luck with that then!
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:41:34 »

Ouch.

Ouch indeed! I was bridesmaid! I mean Ive not even finished the bottle of perfume I was given as a gift for being the bridesmaid and the marrige is over!
Do you think it would be OK to sell the bridesmaid dress on Ebay now???
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, January 14, 2010, 16:48:58 »

What else do you need it for?
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