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Freddies Ferret

« on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:21:52 »

Crap gifts so far, 3 golf tees and a hankie (im 26 not 86) merry christmas
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:24:42 »

Mine have all been great so far Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:27:23 »

mine have also been ace. my mrs got me scalextric!
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:27:44 »

A really horrible brown jumper in a size which is too small for me anyway.

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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:31:51 »

Charlie bought me a bottle of wine  Too Cool

Santa bought me an IPhone (not delivered yet on the account of Dave's lot being lazy cunts)
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:52:22 »

No crap here.

Got a day at Rockingham driving supercars, should be ace.

Only downside is cunting work tonight
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:55:45 »

After working the last 25 days straight totally up over 252 hours I'd say I'm far from lazy but then I deal with letter not packets!!

I've only just woken up but I already know I've got some bedding anmd a hoover waiting for me. Not crap I suppose but hardly exciting.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 12:58:31 »

After working the last 25 days straight totally up over 252 hours I'd say I'm far from lazy but then I deal with letter not packets!!

I've only just woken up but I already know I've got some bedding anmd a hoover waiting for me. Not crap I suppose but hardly exciting.

Just think of what you could do with a hoover, that could be exciting
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 12:59:25 »

I got given a clothes horse Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:04:17 »

My birds daughter has got us an all inclusive holiday to Egypt! She even booked it for the close season.

3 nights in Cairo, 4 nights in Luxor and 4 nights on the edge of the Red Sea.

I also got socks and pants.........
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:09:58 »

I thought you didn't have a passport?
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:15:02 »

I don't. Finally managed to get a copy of my Birth Certificate in August, so it should no longer be a problem.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:20:10 »

My birds daughter has got us an all inclusive holiday to Egypt! She even booked it for the close season.

3 nights in Cairo, 4 nights in Luxor and 4 nights on the edge of the Red Sea.

I also got socks and pants.........
Nice one!

I didn't get all that much except a set of footy DVDs and an awesome book of aerial photos. My parents and both grandmas gave me plenty of money though, which I am more than happy with!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:23:49 »

I don't. Finally managed to get a copy of my Birth Certificate in August, so it should no longer be a problem.

Is it a big or little certificate?  When my kid went from being on mine to being on his own, he presented his little birth certificate to be told he needed a big one...I went a bit ballistic, because not only the cost but the delay meant he couldn't get a replacement certificate in time for his holiday.

Typical bureaucrats had changed the fucking rules without telling anybody...literally the only difference is that it's written on a bigger piece of paper, so might be worth checking which one you've got.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 25, 2009, 13:35:17 »

My birds daughter has got us an all inclusive holiday to Egypt! She even booked it for the close season.

3 nights in Cairo, 4 nights in Luxor and 4 nights on the edge of the Red Sea.

I also got socks and pants.........

Muchly jealous mate...of the holiday not the pants and socks!
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