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« on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:28:14 »

This has probably been done before and if so, I apologise, just delete the thread.

From the people I know I would go for:

Bennett - striker (particularly for his toe punts)
Yeovil - striker. Obviously as he is skill.

Davis - LEFT midfield
Si - midfield. Looks a bit like Simon Ferry
VD - midfield player/manager
Gazza - right midfield, gets excited and runs around a lot

Spacey - laid back
Fred - centre back - shouts loads
Reg - centre back - would depress the opposition strikers who would promptly give up and leave the field
Samdy - right back behind the goal in the Merlin

Sonic - gk (yes I have seen him do it)
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:31:10 »

Is that supposed to say something about my drinking habits or my poor footballing ability? Or both?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:32:09 »

Either way, Sam is about as right footed as Alan Sheehan.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:37:20 »

Is that supposed to say something about my drinking habits or my poor footballing ability? Or both?

Priorities, Sam. Priorities.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:56:54 »

DV as manager? Brave.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:05:51 »

I can't believe Ironside doesn't get a spot on the right wing
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:07:34 »

i'm glad my toe-eys are becoming legendary
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:25:05 »

Who are they playing and when?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 23:53:42 »

I can't believe Ironside doesn't get a spot on the right wing

Very good!
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 02:30:58 »

Why aren't I in goal?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 08:06:54 »

ben you can be in goal for my team, the opposition. Racing Cunt.

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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 09:24:17 »

i am an awful goalkeeper. i am however somewhat useful at being hit by footballs. i'm a one man wall
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:27:00 »

 I'd be happy playing centre half, as long as I don't have to head the ball. The last time I did, I was seeing stars for minutes afterwards....felt like dead brain cells being rattled around like one of those glass snow storm paperweights  Sad

 I'm a good talker though...a bit like when Gorman brought in Terry Fuckwit for that very quality v Newcastle 93.  Tel is there yacking away like a 50's housewife over the garden fence on washing day, as waves of Barcodes stream past our midfield and defence, yet comically keep hitting wood. How Andrew Cole failed to score that day remains one of life's great mysteries.

That cunt Lee Clark did, but he got his comeuppance last month with Uddersfield  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:30:31 »

TT that looks a very slow and old centre of defence, you need a younger player sweeping and clearing up behind those two old farts.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:38:39 »

TT that looks a very slow and old centre of defence, you need a younger player sweeping and clearing up behind those two old farts.


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