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I drop beats from this processed meat.
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« on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 21:08:46 » |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 21:11:39 » |
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Saw this on the news this mornings. Fucking ridiculous.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 22:27:39 » |
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That's fucking ace.
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herthab
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 22:49:06 » |
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That's one of the problems with gingers.
No fucking sense of humour.
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It's All Good..............
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pauld
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 22:55:46 » |
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If the card had been about an overweight child then the shop would have been shut down No it wouldn't you silly cow |
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Nemo
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 23:07:39 » |
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"I thought I would buy it, because I wanted proof that I had seen it."
Mrs Phillips, who dyes her own ginger hair.
Hmm.
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Ginginho
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 06:43:22 » |
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That's one of the problems with gingers.
No fucking sense of humour.
Fuck you, I think it's hilarious!  |
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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Perfection is not attainable
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 07:48:30 » |
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Tesco has today apologized after stocking a card on the shelves offensively reading "Santa loves all children. Even ginger ones". They have assured all customers that the member of staff who mis-spelt "except" has been sacked.  |
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« Last Edit: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 07:51:46 by jjedmunds »
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Bennett
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 07:58:18 » |
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"I just thought 'What is so funny about that?' I didn't really get the joke"
she's a retard, some prankster has put an information leaflet infront of the real cards
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 09:26:03 » |
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I nearly brought this card for Mr Mulley - True story!
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Melksham Red
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 11:22:40 » |
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I'm ginger and find it funny as fuck. However, change the word ginger to black, is that still ok?
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dell boy
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 11:26:53 » |
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They are still on sale in Asda, if it is not exactly the same card it is very similar.
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 11:28:12 » |
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I DO NOT LOVE THE GINGER ONES, SAYS SANTA
15-12-09
SANTA Claus last night condemned ginger haired children, insisting they freak him out and will never be welcome at the North Pole.
Santa issued an angry statement after it emerged the supermarket chain Tesco was selling Christmas cards claiming he regarded ginger children as being equal to other kinds of children.
He said: "I want to make it absolutely clear that I do not love the ginger ones. In fact, I hate them. They make me physically sick.
"Whenever I see one I get totally creeped out. It's like their little ginger fingers are crawling all over my body. And they smell absolutely revolting.
"Occasionally one of them will wake up during the night and I'll drop down the chimney only to find myself face to face with this abomination.
"They give my reindeers the most appalling diarrhea and the elves suffer from horrifying, vivid nightmares which, as I'm sure you can imagine, leads to some very disturbing toys.
"Couldn't we make them all go and live on the Isle of Man or something? Or what about Wales? That would certainly make me a lot jollier."
But Davinia Phillips, a mother of three gingers from York, has complained to Tesco insisting the card contravenes her right to have everything exactly the way she wants it all the time and to never be annoyed by anything.
Santa added: "Everyone knows that if you hug a ginger child it will explode." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/i-do-not-love-the-ginger-ones%2c-says-santa-200912152310/ |
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Nemo
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 11:31:18 » |
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But Davinia Phillips, a mother of three gingers from York, has complained to Tesco insisting the card contravenes her right to have everything exactly the way she wants it all the time and to never be annoyed by anything |
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