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« on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:13:48 » |
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A binman is collecting rubbish at a chinese takeaway.
He knocks on the door and the chinaman says,harrow wot u wan?
Wares ya bin says the binman
I bin on loo says the chinaman
No mate..wares your dustbin,says the binman
I dustbin on loo says the chinaman
No mate says the binman getting angrier
Wares ya wheelie bin
Hokay says the chinaman with a grin
I wheelie bin avin a wank.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:19:19 » |
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Racist and illiterate. Brilliant.
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leefer
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:36:41 » |
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Me or the Chinaman?
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:38:42 » |
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Racist and illiterate. Brilliant.
Hows that racist? |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 18:42:50 » |
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A paedophile.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 19:59:28 » |
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Did you hear the one about the Chinese couple
who had an albino baby?
Doctors said it was impossible as two wongs
can't make a white.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:20:21 » |
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I really liked this joke that my mate sent me the other day, but i can't help thinking i'll be laughing alone in this thread.
A man walked into a pub, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The barman says to him, "excuse me mister, but I couldn't help noticing that your head is only the size of an orange. What gives?"
So the man (who did indeed have a head the size of an orange) replies, "it's a funny story. The other day I was in the attic and found this old lamp. I gave it a bit of a polish to clean the dust off, and bugger me if a genie doesn't pop out. So this genie says to me, 'You have freed me from the lamp, for this I will grant you three wishes.'
"So what did you wish for?," says the barman.
"Well," says the man, "my first wish was that I would be instantly made a billionaire, and never want for anything again."
"Good wish."
"Thanks. My second wish was that I would be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and that she would be perfect in every way and never get on my tits or anything."
"Another good wish," says the barman. "So what did you wish for next?"
The man looked at him and replied: "I wished that my head was the size of an orange"
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:32:15 » |
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I like that.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:51:18 » |
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Why are there no Wings and no Wongs in the Chinese phone book? Cos too many Wings and too many Wongs make wing wong number  |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 07:07:15 » |
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[url width=600 height=480]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/ror.jpg[/url]
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 07:53:52 » |
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Did you hear about the man who was run over by a steam train?
He was chuffed to bits
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:12:19 » |
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I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
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Freddies Ferret
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:17:24 » |
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Tea is for mugs
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 13:01:26 » |
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No, tea is for cups. Coffee is for mugs.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 11, 2009, 18:16:56 » |
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Doctor just told me I have gammon flu
It was swine flu but ive been cured.
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