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flammableBen

« on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:42:07 »

For your appreciation.



Beenbags
Jubbersacks
Milky-Monsoons
Moonbowls (best so far)
Juicebombs
Heraspheres

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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:43:50 »

A hell of a pair of fun bags.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:50:48 »

She's a complete dog.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 22:55:23 »

Gazongas.
Milk wagons.
Wopbopaloobops.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:00:55 »

Talking of different words for tits reminds me of Brian on Big Brother coming up with names for females.

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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:13:33 »

Talking of different words for tits reminds me of Brian on Big Brother coming up with names for females.



That just had me in stitches, i've never seen that before! It even made me flick my fingers in a cracking Ali G style
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:14:48 »

And Beeny is a dog
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:15:54 »

Beeny is a dog but look at the puppies.

You'd be silly to turn them down.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:20:37 »

I definitely would. Without a second thought.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:22:43 »

Any more than a handful is a waste.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:23:28 »

I sort of presumed that even the less bright of you would have realised that this thread is about the beautiful descriptive powers of the English language. The imagination involved in the dog comparison really is quite low. Even if you aren't one who appreciates her aesthetic blessing there really are better of putting it. Something like  "veiny stretch balls" or "bulbous knee covers".Oh I don't know.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:38:53 »

Sorry I didn't see your gay little post underneath Ben, I was too focussed on something else.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 23:45:06 »

I'm going to go sulk off to bed now.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 00:28:52 »

beeny's milky swingers should not be underestimated. they are gargantuan and i would love a go on those funbags.

the brian video is genius

"Okay, Lady, woman...um...vagina?...um...vagina person?...."

".....worm people who have worms" WHAT?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 07:16:35 »

Any more than a handful is a waste.

Give me bigger hands!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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