I hope none of the above is true. I live in Wheatsheaf Lane and we held a community meeting last night to voice ouur fears & concerns. The police seemed to play down the fear of violence but having looked at Millwall on youtube this morning and the comments above, I'm very worried, especially as we have just bought a new car and got new windows.
Winifred Barnett said:
I ought to warn you that overnight myself and other neighbours formed the Wheatsheaf Lane Militia with the full intention of defending our properties by all means necessary.
My next-door neighbour, in a moment of MacGyver-come-A-Team inspiration, locked himself in the shed with just his MG Maestro, a welding kit and some spare sheets of iron and has now created a most formidable fully armoured water-melon launcher.
I myself have just been down to Argos and bought a brand new set of kitchen knives and eight Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings - one for each finger. I also bought two new handheld whisks - I am lethally good at creating baked goods, but with my Moulinex in each hand I will mince up any trouble-making upstarts like that evil robot in the film The Black Hole.
I also had a phonecall of reassurance from Ali G to say that they will be parking their pimped up Vauxhall Nova's in front of our homes to form a 'bad-boy motor barricade'.
See you on the frontline - just don't step on the pansies.
Wini.
