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« on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 13:50:36 »

Shock Horror from the Daily Mail!!

Daivd Beckham has asthma!!!

Fuck me does anyone give a toss? Hes had it all the time hes been playing.

I can see us losing the World Cup over this.

(I dont normally read the daily mail, but it was the only paper in the hairdressers)
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:04:31 »

I picked up the daily express yesterday (it was on the table in the catering room I was in.  Honest).  Nice to see fucking princess di on the front cover.  Have they not picked the bones from that corpse enough?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:13:44 »

I picked up the daily express yesterday (it was on the table in the catering room I was in.  Honest).  Nice to see fucking princess di on the front cover.  Have they not picked the bones from that corpse enough?

She's dead?  When?  How?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:28:55 »

Rather have headlines about David Beckham than Jordon or Jedward.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:03:14 »

Some of the mail columnists are so ridiculous that they seem almost like satirical spoofs of themselves. This one for example cracked me up...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1229399/LIZ-JONES-What-happened-I-tried-live-65-week.html
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:03:15 »

What about headlines that are about, you know, news?
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:08:44 »

What about headlines that are about, you know, news?
now that would be a novel idea!
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:09:17 »

Also, any excuse to post this classic...

[url width=800 height=739]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/church.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:15:39 »

It took me quite a while to realise what was wrong there, then I realised what was printed on the other side. Wonderful.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:17:44 »

That whole paedogeddon episode was classic media outrage eating itself.  God bless em.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 16:46:42 »

The adver arrives at my house so early in the morning now,yesterdays headline was

Milk float breaks down in Marlowe Avenue.
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