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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 16:07:30 »

Something like that
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 16:08:50 »

i sometimes let mine grow just through sheer laziness, but i agree with herthab, theres nothing worse than needing a quick rummage in the ear or nose straight after a fresh nail cut, you feel the booger has defeated you, its like diving in a pool with your arms and legs tied up
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 16:10:10 »

I never bite them, I always clip them, then file them with an emery board thing.
1mm is the limit I would say, I probably do mine once a week.

I also trim my nasal hair regularly too.
Did you know that if you let your nasal hair grow for a whole lifetime, it would be approx one metre long.
Imagine that...WITH one long finger nail.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 16:20:45 »

I never bite them, I always clip them, then file them with an emery board thing.


I don't file my nails - I throw them away after I've cut them.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 17:25:51 »

Obviously not watching enough Swindon games.

My figure nails ussually get chewed away,  waiting to see if we can hold on for the 1 nil lead.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 17:55:55 »

I don't file my nails - I throw them away after I've cut them.

That actually made me chuckle.  Cheesy
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Doore

« Reply #21 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 18:01:46 »

Biting is preferrable as you can fully concentrate on the telly during the process.  Stubborn snot is quite a fun project with no nails.

I have one bright purple nail after a car door incident a while back.  Its rather repulsive but I kind of like it.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 18:02:27 »

Used to bite mine quite badly as a kid.  Then one day in my early 20s I decided I was going to stop.  I bought a pair of nail clippers...and as soon as my nails had a nice hard edge to them, I lost all desire to bite them.  Job done.

I think many nail biters, like me, bite their nails because they're trying to smooth them off.  Never works, of course.  You just keep biting and biting until there's nothing left and your fingers start to bleed.  Nail clippers.  All you'll need.  Brilliant.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, October 29, 2009, 18:03:25 »

Obviously not watching enough Swindon games.

My figure nails ussually get chewed away,  waiting to see if we can hold on for the 1 nil lead.

Surely you can relax by now in the knowledge that it wont happen.
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