Cat

[Ginginho]

Cats are ace. My two are playful and affectionate.
Plus, I don't have to take them for walks every day or pick their shit up either.

[BANGKOK RED]

The only good cat is a dead cat.

Waste of oxygen, horrible fucking creatures.

This, partly because I am allergic to them.

Tigers, Leapords (sp) and Panthers are OK though. Especially Panthers as they are the coolest. Lions can fuck-off though because they kill Cheetah cubs, the cunts that they are.

Did you know that Panthers are really just leapoards with black fur? They even have the leapoards spots but you just can't see them. Well now you do know.

[jayohaitchenn]

Cats are fucking quality! I used to do assault courses with my cat using ham. Ham is like crack to cats and you can make them jump about and climb stuff to get it. Literally hours of fun.

His best move was jumping about 5 feet from the TV to the fireplace. He had to land on a surface that was about 6 inches across. He would land all 4 feet at the same time with his head stretched right up against the wall.

I managed to get him to climb the curtains a few times, but he didn't really like it. Sadly I could never get him to climb the back of my spiral staircase.

[BANGKOK RED]

Stupid cat.

[Bogus Dave]

Dogs have owners.

Cats have employees

[nochee]

Cats are fucking quality! I used to do assault courses with my cat using ham. Ham is like crack to cats and you can make them jump about and climb stuff to get it. Literally hours of fun.

I feel an experiment with next doors lil bastard cat coming on 

[jayohaitchenn]

Trust me. They fucking love ham!

[Miss Angry]

I was just about to throw some ham out that i wont be eating before its use by date... im gonna give it to my princess right now!

[wiggy]

The only good cat is a dead cat.

Waste of oxygen, horrible fucking creatures.

Spot on. We used to get loads of birds in our garden, then a family with 9 cats move in and three are no birds left.

Still, we got a whippet 2 months ago and at least the cats don't dare shit in our garden any more.

[Talk Talk]

Don't go near the RSPCA, as JFW says they are complete Nazis.

Better to buy one privately then you can grill/charbroil/stir fry them without hindrance.

[leefer]

Cats are useless...got home drunk without me key so went on hands on knees to sed moggy....please get me in pussy pussy i slurred,gave me a blank look and said....me......howwww.