Bogus Dave
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« on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 20:59:57 » |
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I do my shopping on-line. Its quicker, easier and cheaper than trapsing around a store.
I ordered my shopping yesterday afternoon to be delivered today, between the hours of 7 and 9. It is now 9.55, and i am still without my fare.
I rang up the customer service desk to enquire as to where my shopping is, and after spelling my name out SIX FUCKING TIMES to a daft welsh twat, I was informed they would ring the driver and get back to me ASAP. This was over half an hour ago.
If there is one thing i hate, it is being kept waiting. I've shopped online plenty of times and online encountered such a wait once before, but this takes the fucking biscuit.
Its not the fact i've got nowt to eat that bothers me - My thirst has been quenched and my hunger filled for this evening already. Its the fact that i have bugger all to eat tomorrow, and if my shopping doesn't arrive tonight i have to put all plans i had for tomorrow on hold untill it does. And will i get any financial reperation for this?? Will i buggery.
Tesco wankers
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Arriba
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:09:53 » |
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maybe the driver broke down?
anyway you should buy it yourself,those shelf pickers pick from the front so it's not as fresh
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:14:26 » |
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Don't see how it can be cheaper, don't they charge you £5 for the privilege of having it delivered. Oh and I just heard a daft welsh twat complaining in Tesco about some guy who kept shouting his name down the phone! soapy tit wank
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:15:29 » |
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I don't buy much fresh stuff anyway.
Anyways i rang up again and got a nice young man who understood English. Turns out one of the vans broke down so they've had to do the same amount of deliverys with less vans. They don't have a number for this van they think my stuff is on, so i've just got to sit, wait and twiddle my thumbs.
On the plus side the nice young man said he'd send me a £10 e-voucher. It will probably only be valid if you buy £100 worth of cabbages, but it's a nice gesture
Ronnie - delivery cost £5 at the most, the same as a taxi would, which i'd need if i did the shopping instore
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:22:20 » |
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Well an hour later than advertised my cupboard is now fully replenished. Bloke seemed quite apologetic, and i've got a ten pound voucher. Worse things happen at sea i guess
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:30:40 » |
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That means you gotta spend another tenner there next week...which means you will probably spend more as well....dont you sense a pattern?
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:39:15 » |
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Nooooo, for I am a sly goose I'll flog the voucher and shop at Asda  |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:41:49 » |
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Nooooo, for I am a sly goose I'll flog the voucher and shop at Asda Good on you. |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:43:36 » |
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What a total fucking bell-end you are. Firstly, go to the store yourself instead of being a lazy bastard. Secondly, it's friday so expect delays with everything. Thirdly, when they say a van has broken down are you gullible enough to believe them ? Fourthly, get a wife or girlfriend. Fifthly, how many STFC fans, or indeed TEFers really give a fuck about your personal shopping habits. Get a life.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:46:26 » |
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OOOOOH get you Hammer.........
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:47:15 » |
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bit nasty there. I enojy davids rants.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 21:53:08 » |
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hahahaha silly Hammer. i'm certainly excited to hear a good rant, especially one that has a happy ending! once with my online home delivery one day to opt for a 5-7 slot, expecting to be home at 5.10. at five i get an angry helpdesky person from tesco's being mean cos i wasn't home. that's my story |
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 22:04:21 » |
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oooh i'm guessing hammer's a bit er hammered.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 23, 2009, 22:23:54 » |
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With his attitude should imagine hes been hammered a few times.
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