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« on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 14:14:16 »

... by finding the ideal job for fb:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8319950.stm

 Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 14:50:04 »

I thought this was going to be about the "impossible" that is only achieved by having ribs removed.

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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:01:30 »

Are you calling Ben a pot-head?

I'm sure he prefers amphetamines.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:01:57 »

I thought this was going to be about the "impossible" that is only achieved by having ribs removed.

Haha, that's the first thing that crossed my mind aswell Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:04:34 »

Are you calling Ben a pot-head?

I'm sure he prefers amphetamines.
That's in his leisure time though. This is work.

And I know I'm going to regret asking this but Dazzza wtf are you on about? Which perfectly obvious reference am I missing?
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:07:32 »

I believe the technical term is auto-fellatio.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:10:51 »

I believe the technical term is auto-fellatio.
Ooooh! Now THAT would be worth boasting about.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:37:38 »

PaulD in JFW moment shocker!!   Yes
Even I knew what that meant!!!
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:42:05 »

Are you calling Ben a pot-head?

I'm sure he prefers amphetamines.

Fish AND chips,
Salt AND vinegar,
Little AND large,

Some things just work better together my friend.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:46:23 »

PaulD in JFW moment shocker!!   Yes
Even I knew what that meant!!!
I'm so ashamed. I bow to your obviously far filthier mind, JFW
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:50:04 »

It's a bit of a moral dilemma really. The idea of auto-fellating seems a bit gay to me really. If I had the ability, I don't think I could bring myself to do it.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:50:53 »

 Moon Chococat Clap Tongue Out
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:51:59 »

It's a bit of a moral dilemma really. The idea of auto-fellating seems a bit gay to me really. If I had the ability, I don't think I could bring myself to do it.

If it were possible and the norm for every guy you would of been doing it since you were 12
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:54:06 »

If it were possible and the norm for every guy you would of been doing it since you were 12

And if you could would you spit or swallow?
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 22, 2009, 15:56:06 »

Im now leaving this thread
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