Bogus Dave
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« on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 20:24:37 » |
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Only joking, could you imagine!
If you had to give birth to one animal and raise it as your own, what would you choose and why?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 20:30:15 » |
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I would give birth to a Spider monkey, as i imagine it to be pretty painless and i would train it up to serve me and wear fancy clothes.
Or i woud give birth to a rhino, and ride around town on its back. I feel the inital pain would be worth it in the long run
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 20:33:16 » |
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Would it be a half person half animal or just a normal animal?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 20:35:24 » |
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Fully blown normal animal
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:15:47 » |
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There was a story on the news about a preggers rhino. They're pregnant for 16 months and average weight of a new born is 9 stone.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:23:54 » |
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A panda
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 08:51:25 » |
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A cat - I like cats
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 11:46:29 » |
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Kangaroo, then i'd get a pouch made out of my excess skin to carry it round in.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 11:53:20 » |
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Nothing. Cos' I'm a bloke and blokes don't give birth innit.
Freaks.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 16:50:09 » |
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How do you know blokes can't give birth to a baby animal?
Has science ever proved this? I think not
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