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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 21:28:01 »

i have no idea what you two are on about...But i still believe if i were a man i would have a huge penis!

Si said you had anyway
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, October 13, 2009, 21:53:30 »

Nah, I don't think she has a penis.
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 08:58:05 »

Dan Jackson impregnated his Mrs
well put that man Smiley
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STFCBird
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 10:46:50 »

i have no idea what you two are on about...But i still believe if i were a man i would have a huge penis!

Have you ever had a dream where you have a penis and you have a big hard stonker and you try like mad to have a wank but someone always interrupts you?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 10:47:26 »

Have you ever had a dream where you have a penis and you have a big hard stonker and you try like mad to have a wank but someone always interrupts you?

lots of times
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 10:49:38 »

I meant have any women ever had that dream?
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 10:58:19 »

Have you ever had a dream where you have a penis and you have a big hard stonker and you try like mad to have a wank but someone always interrupts you?

Not a dream, but sometimes my better half comes home earlier than expected.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 11:12:36 »

Have you ever had a dream where you have a penis and you have a big hard stonker and you try like mad to have a wank but someone always interrupts you?

I can't decide whether or not I should find this arousing.

The thought of a woman having a wank, yes please........ The thought of a woman having a wank when she has a ......... *shudder*
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 11:15:19 »

The thought of a woman having a wank when she has a ......... *shudder*

And you live in Bangkok !!!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 11:16:04 »

The thought of a woman having a wank when she has a ......... *shudder*

I thought you'd be desensatised to that given your location,


edit: Damn you Fred, damn you.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 11:27:47 »

I can honestly say that I have no experience with cocks in frocks, despite where I live.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 12:09:35 »

I can honestly say that I have no experience with cocks in frocks, despite where I live.

***That you know of...
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 15:32:11 »

I can't decide whether or not I should find this arousing.

The thought of a woman having a wank, yes please........ The thought of a woman having a wank when she has a ......... *shudder*

Apparently it is quite natural for a woman to dream about this! :shock
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 15:57:03 »

You sure you're not wanking someone else and they try to stop you as they just want to sleep?
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 15:59:30 »

i had a dream that i had a banging pair of tits
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