Getting old

[Fred Elliot]

Surely dating an older man would make you look younger, whereas dating an 18 year old would make you look like a women-paedo.

Agreed



Signed

Fred (age 45)
Swindon

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I was mearly copying a mans mid life crisis!!

women-peado! 

Batch is it your birthday today?

[dell boy]

Whilst you can shag, get pissed, eat what you like, anytime and at any place, you should never feel old.

But at the age of 55 you can only do one of three once a night instead of indulging in all and then some.

Buying gardening furniture, now that is for really old bastards - how are you Fred!

[Fred Elliot]

I am fine


The garden is looking lovely

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Although he probably means a lady garden rather than his back lawn!

[magicroundabout]

Although he probably means a lady garden rather than his back lawn!

or Dells back garden 

[Bogus Dave]

I'm worried about aging. On saturday night me and two mates (aged 19, 19 and 20) spent a good 20 minutes discussing pensions.

Then again this may not indicate us getting up, and may just represent how crap the night was.

[Batch]

Batch is it your birthday today?

Yes. 36 years young .

[Saxondale]

My realisation that Im getting old has come recently.  I have now had 51 days without alcohol.  Not because Im trying too, just because I have no social life.  That makes me feel sad and old.

[Crozzer]

Why does hair hair start growing out your ears when you get old?

You know when you're old, the remake is out and you saw the original at the Odeon.

But there are compensations, an increasingly higher proportion of the female population look good.

[china red]

I am an unlucky bastard, the hair is falling out and what's left is going grey!

[Hammer]

A sure sign of getting old is when.....when you look through your (supposedly brilliant) collection of porno DVDs and discover there are no scenes of anal sex, watersports, flagellation etc.

[Doore]

My realisation that Im getting old has come recently.  I have now had 51 days without alcohol.  Not because Im trying too, just because I have no social life.  That makes me feel sad and old.

You do not need a social life to have a drink.  All you need is a drink.  In fact, drinking alone is preferable.  Noone interrupts your interesting thoughts with needless and trivial conversation.  Have a drink and set yourself a task.  Last night, about halfway through my nth can of Tanglefoot, I decided to reorganise my flat.  Now, any company might have said that moving the fridge into the living room, within arms reach of the sofa, was a bad idea.  Drinking alone thought otherwise.  I now don't have to get up to source cheese.  Drinking alone - brilliant.

[Barry Scott]

I was 31 the other day and i still feel 17. I'm not about to do anything mature or responsible in any timely manner. I have no desire for children, a woman or "a life". I like myself and my own company too much to share it or break the decorum. I also like the idea of getting old without having to worry about anything and having no real ties.

I'm simply an immature, irresponsible misogynist. Oh, and alcohol has only passed my lips 4 times this year. Maybe i'm just boring.

[Mexicano Rojo]

Hear hear Barry, fucking moping cunts on this thread, Im 38 and skill. life is sweet. Pretend your rich and young girls come flocking then when they realise your not they fuck off but by the then youve had your wicked way. perfect.