Dazzza
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« on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 11:28:41 » |
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Another powerhouse of a Friday topic that distinguishes the TEF above the riff raff. Worst sandwich fillings and why.
Top 5…
1. Jam – Just plain wrong and as indecent as a necrophiliac at Butlins
2. Banana – Again sweet things just don’t belong in bread. Sandwich should be savoury.
3. Peanut butter – You can see where I’m going with this
4. Beetroot – Usually a filling accompaniment but all the same it stains the bread and makes it soggy.
5. “the pasty bap” - This may be a delicacy that’s local to me and technically not a sandwich but a bread roll or bap with a hot meat and potato pasty used as the filling usually. It is fucking delicious but there is something very unnatural about putting pastry in-between bread products
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 11:39:45 » |
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1. any kind of "paste" or "sandwich spread"
2. That plastic processed square ham
3 eugh or even worse that face meat
4. humous - its a dip - too runny for bread
5 Egg - gross
MING!
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Ginginho
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 11:42:40 » |
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1. Sandwich spread. Looks like sick, tastes like sick.
2. Peanut butter. Always hated the stuff, it's disgusting.
3. Cucumber. Has little flavour, a very boring sandwich.
4. Egg mayo. I don't like mayo and egg together, not much flavour.
5. Can't think of a 5th. Maybe cheese on it's own? You need a pickle or relish with it.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:15:19 » |
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1= egg mayonaise
2= penut butter/jam
3= any form of meat (controversial much?)
4= as JFW said, that paste stuff.
5= boiled egg sarnie (a la my old man)
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nevillew
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:26:53 » |
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Boiled egg
Egg Mayo
Chips
Lettuce with anything
Tinned salmon
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Weasel
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:32:52 » |
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1. Egg anything - it's just not right
2. Brie and Cranberry - people don't have cheese and jam do they?
3. Crab paste
4. Smooth peanut butter. Like peanut butter without the good bit.
5. Tongue. Weird.
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nevillew
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:35:40 » |
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It's been a while since I had a good tongue sandwich...
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Arriba
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:46:50 » |
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1.tuna.smells utterly disgusting and thats enough for me to steer clear of the stuff.
2.any animal based pate.what it's made from means i'll never eat it.
3.tounge.see no 2
4.mustard.smells and tastes disgusting
5.blue cheeses. only ate it once and nearly puked
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:50:21 » |
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1. Anything with Gherkins
2. Anything with Gherkins
3. Anything with Gherkins
4. Anything with Gherkins
5. Anything with Gherkins
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Bennett
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 12:56:47 » |
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you're a madman elliot!
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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pauld
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:36:04 » |
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1. Anything with Gherkins
2. Anything with Gherkins
3. Anything with Gherkins
4. Anything with Gherkins
5. Anything with Gherkins
You are so fucking wrong it's untrue. Gherkins are as sublime as a virgin's thighs, freshly kissed in a new spring dawn. |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:37:37 » |
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Gherkins make me yakk
Virgin's thighs don't
End of story
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:44:07 » |
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Gerniks are ming - hwy Mcdonalds still persist with stuffing them in burgers I do not know? actually Ive not had a Maccie D's for about 11000 years so this could be wrong???
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Ginginho
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:46:17 » |
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Gerniks Tee hee  |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:48:22 » |
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1. Cucumber - Cucumber is fucking vile.
2. Prawns - I love prawns but think they're a stupid filling for a sandwich
3. Marmite - I love Marmite, but it needs to be on toast, not between 2 slices of cold bread
4. Chocolate Spread - I don't even know why it exists unless you were to spread it on biscuits. Keep sweet and savoury separate. You wouldn't have Beef flavoured ice cream
5. Anything with too much butter. I don't eat butter in sandwiches, so unless there's tiny amount (not slices of the shit) it makes me heave
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